Interview with Ichigo Kurosaki
Me: Hey there! My name is Ali. Welcome to the first of my Bleach character interviews! I hope you're excited because I am! Yay. Ok, let's invite our first guest...Ichigo Kurosaki!
Ichigo: *Walks onto the stage with scowl on his face* Why do I have to be first? Why do I have to do this?
Me: Because your the main character, silly!
Ichigo: o.O...ok then...
Me: Ok, lets get started. So first of all...how do you feel about Rukia?
Ichigo: *blushes* ...wait! You're asking those questions?
Me: *sigh* Is there a problem with that?
Ichigo: Shouldn't interviews usually start with stuff like "Whats your favourite colour?" or "Do you enjoy being a shinigami?"
Me: I'm not the type to waste my time...and I'm the one who's going to asking the questions here!
Ichigo: Well, what if I dont want to answer? *throws hands in the air* I never wanted to come to thus stupid interview. What are you going to do to me if I don't answer? Tie me down in this chair?
Me: Again with the questions...but tying you down does seem like a good idea...though I only bought duct tape for these interviews...
Ichigo: *sweatdrop* somehow, I find you are scarier than even Yachiru.
Me: Yachiru isn't scary! She's adorable!
Ichigo: both of you don't realize how creepy both of you guys are.
Me: Maybe I should get Yachiru in for an interview...
Ichigo: ...can I leave now?
Me: No. *reaches for duct tape*
Ichigo: o.O
Me: can I call you "Ichi-nii"?
Ichigo: why? You're not my sister.
Me: I think it's cute!
Ichigo: no.
Me: *pouts then reachs for the duct tape again* please?
Ichigo: fine...
Me: the power of duct tape *smile*
Ichigo: ...
Me: Anyways, how do you feel about Rukia?
Ichigo: *blushs again* ...well, I...like her...as a friend...
Me: Only as a friend?
Ichigo: *nods*
Me: that sure explains the blush...*rolls eyes*
Ichigo: shut up!
Me: *grins wickedly* Ok, next question! Have you ever been called "mentally insane" for being able to see spirits?
Ichigo: No, because I'm not stupid enough to tell anyone about it.
Me: Not at all?
Ichigo: No. Though I think you're mentally insane.
Me: *smiles sweetly* I already knew that, but thanks for reminding me.
Ichigo: ...
Me: Don't you think it's weird that Rukia slept in your closet for so long?
Ichigo: Yah, but apparently she doesn't find it abnormal.
Me: And you don't mind?
Ichigo: Of course I do!
Me: I bet you secretly enjoyed it...are you sure you didn't do anything to her?
Ichigo: What the hell are you getting at?
Me: *looks away innocently* Oh nothing...
Ichigo: how many more questions are there left?
Me: Two more. Everyone gets five. I was going to make it twenty questions but that would have been a pain in the ass.
Ichigo: Thank god it's only five...
Me: Ok next question! How do you feel about all the yaoi (A/N: yaoi basically means gay, if you didnt know) pairings about you?
Ichigo: What? With who? I'm not interested in guys!
Me: aren't you quick to reply...Well, Im pretty sure there's HichigoXIchigo, RenjiXIchigo, UryuXIchigo, GrimmjowXIchigo and even some ToshiroXIchigo. you kinda brought the yaoi thing on yourself though, with the whole "take it off" scene with Renji.
Ichigo: I was referring to his gigai...
Me: Well, there are lots of misunderstandings in life...and death.
Ichigo: ok then...
Me: ok, last question. What do you think of Kon and what he does in your body?
Ichigo: Isn't it obvious? I hate it!
Me: but you know, *evil grin* you could always kiss Rukia and blame it on Kon...
Ichigo: *blushs* ...
Me: Well, I guess that wraps it up for tonight...thanks Ichigo. I luv ya!
Ichigo: ok then...creepy...
Me: I don't own Bleach...blah blah blah...I only own the type you use to clean your clothes with.
Ichigo: Can't you think of anything smarter to say? You've said that line in your first two fanfics too.
Me: * crosses arms* well, this is only my third fanfic so don't expect me to come up with some witty disclaimer!
Ichigo: can I go now?
Me: Fine...sorry I scared you Ichi-nii...see you later. Theres coffee in th waiting room.
Ichigo: Is it poisoned or drugged?
Me: Of course not!
Ichigo: ...*sweatdrop*
Me: Anyways, next up is the lovely Rukia Kuchiki!