"Oh dear God..."
John lay slouched on the couch. He had a traumitized look on his eyes, next to him Rose was reading a book about the spooks.
"John, you have been awful quiet lately, is something the matter?"
"Rose!? Are you kidding me!?" JOhn sat up pretty quick
"Eh?"
"DAVE JUST ATE KARKAT, TEREZI, AND KANAYA!"
"No I stabbed them. Then I ate them. It is very differnet Egbert." Dave walked in, juice box in hand. Except it was actually Terezis blood.
"YOU STILL KILLED PEOPLE YOU DERANGED MANIAC!1!1"
"Psh, what a wuss."
"Haha, yeah John. It's just natural selection. It happens." Rose looked up from her book.
"Jesus...What is wrong with you people!?"
Jade busted open the door.
"HAHA Howdy DO Im JAde!'
"Sis...Not you too!: John cried.
"You really need to lighten up scrambled egg, we are gonna go to a new universe. maybe then you'll see them. aND I WILL TRY TO OVVERCOME THE TERRIFYING HUNGER THAT CONSUMES ME that sound cool to you dude?"
"..." John stared agape at Dave before nodding his head.
"Y-Yeah I guess I do need to lighten up"
Jade giggled " Yes John lighten uP!"
Rose closed her book. "Yes."
Dave went to the fridge and grabbed another juice box.
"Here you go man, we are gonna have so much fun in the new universe."
John grinned and took the box. He looked down and saw red liquid dripping out of the box. It was...Tempting...Yet made him want to hurl on the ceiling. Did it actually taste like cherries?
Looking up John saw that dave was looking up at him expectingly. his eyes were wide and bulging and shades off of hisface
JOhn laughed nervously.
"T-Thanks bro..."
His handtarembled as his lips reached closeer to the box.
"I CAN"T" He pushed th e box away from him.
Dav pushed him onto the floor as Rose and Jade hald John's arms down.
John struggled and cried out, his glasses flying off due to cool windy powers hehe woosh woosh.
"Dave! PLeaSE!"
"Lighten up bro" Dave wanked
"DAVE! BRO ! DUDE?! BEST FRIENDE!?"
Dave shoved the entire box into Johns mouth down into his aspohophgus.
John started spitting up blood and gasping for air. Dave squeezed the box so that John and Karkats blood combined together in his throat.
John struggles, trying to break out of Jade and Rose's grasp to take hold of Dave's hand to pry him off of him.
Dave squeezed John's throat, a friendly smile on his face.
"Da-!*Cough**Cough*Sto-Pleas-*Cough**Gasp" Dave shoved the box down further.
John;s eyes rolled into the back of his head, tears falling down his cheeks.
Karksts blood spurrted out throughh is nose burning his nostrils.
John began hallucinating seeing his dad infront of him
His breathing became heavy as his eyes slowly began closing shut, his body untensing.
Rose let go of John " Unfortunate fam"
Jade nodded. "Yeah"
"Welp lets go play uno"