Sakura Haruno walked through the streets one dark night when a bright yellow kitten purred and rubbed against her leg. She turned and looked at it, smiling, "Aw, cute kitty. Do you need a home?" she asked. The kitten sat still and nodded sadly, "OK," Sakura said and picked the kitten up gently right before an ugly, bigger, yellow kitten bashed into her ankle and hissed fiercely at the other yellow kitten, clawing it's face. Sakura yelled at the bigger kitten, "Hey! Stop that! Stop it!" she yelled and pulled the kitten away, cuddling him in her arms, "don't hurt this little guy" she said sweetly.
Who you talkin to kid? The bigger kitten meowed but all it sounded like to sakura was, "Meow! Meow!"
The little yellow kitten flattened his ears to his head and mewled pitifully, wow, Deidara, your such a suck up! Says a little midnight black kitten coming from the shadows. Oh, shut up Itachi! Deidara replied in a very snappy way. Itachi hissed and got to his feet then looked to Sakura, Don't believe this fucking liar for one minute! He said sweetly but it still only sounded like a blur of "Meow!" to Sakura and she looked down at them, "You guys know each other, don't you?" she asked. Deidara shook his head and pretended to tremble with success.
Sakura looked to the big yellow cat, "Don't be so hard on the little kitten!" she said defensively and scooped Deidara into her arms, she cradled him like a mother with her child and said to the others, "You can come too, I won't leave poor kittens to die on the street" she says and turns to leave. The big yellow kitten flicks his tail and another black kitten with a mask, an orange kitten, a blue kitten, a white kitten, and another black kitten followed obediently.
The kitten with a mask says, Pein, why is she falling for Deidara sempai's crap? He asks the big yellow kitten and the big yellow kitten shakes his head, I don't know Tobi. Pein replied and followed calmly with the other kittens following closely behind. Another kitten with lighter blue hair bolted out of the alleyway and caught up, Nice, leave me behind, the girl, I see how it is. She hisses. Oh, shut up Konan! Pein snapped and the little kitten followed silently the rest of the way to Sakura's house.
When they reach Sakura's house, she places Deidara on the ground gently and opens the door, she takes a step in and all of the kittens bolt in happily, "Wait, weren't there only three of you?" Sakura says in amazement that there are now like 7 cats in her house. They start all jumping on the furniture with little squeeks of happiness.
Sakura just sighed and let out a small laugh before falling onto her silk couch. The little black kitten with a mask starts to claw at what looks like it just might be a 1000 dollar couch and says in an evil voice to the rest of the Akatsuki, Yeah, this girl's rich! Let's rip up her expensive stuff! Then he stops and knocks over a glass vase imported from China, That looked expensive! OOPS! He laughed. Pein laughed and started biting Sakura's wallet until it ripped open, I hope that there was a lot of cash in that thing! Pein snickers.
Sakura wacked Pein and Tobi on the head, "Bad!" she scolded and took the wallet and started cleaning up the glass that Tobi had left there. Konan laughed at that, Yeah guys, 'Bad!' she mimicked Sakura's voice. All of the cats started cracking up, laughing, except for Itachi, whojust sat there on his lazy ass with a bored expression. The one that was white starts to laugh, That fucking bitch is such a bastard! He laughs and Itachi looks over, Hidan, what's with you and all the swearing? Itachi growls impatiently, Fuck off Itachi! Hidan snaps.
Pein looks over at the darker blue kitten and sees that it is looking for something, Where can I get some goddamn sake around here? The blue kitten snaps. Pein hissed and advanced, enough with you and the damn sake Kisame! Kisame hissed and clawed Pein's face with sharp claws angrily. Pein snapped and lunged at Kisame, clawing and biting. Tobi chanted, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT… was what Tobi said over and over until Deidara got fed up with Tobi and bit his leg then Tobi stopped and cried, Ow! Deidara snarled, Deal! He hissed.
Kisame found a bottle of sake wrapped in a paper towel and smiled, pushing Pein away and becoming in a trance, going after the sake with his eyes fixed on it. He padded slowly over, like stalking his prey, he lept and opened the bottle easily, then he started drinking it. Within minutes, the sake was gone and Kisame smiled all drunk now. Sakura came in finally and saw her sake bottle tipped over and gone, "Did you just drink that?" she asked and Kisame nodded.
Sakura hissed and went over, she growled at him, "That's it, get in the corner!" then Kisame padded sadly with his head down to face a dark corner of the room. Kisame sat there for hours and growled occasionally as all the other cats laughed at him, except for Itachi still.
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