The Mega ABC's

A/N: Since I did Harry Potter ABC's it's kind of leaked into my other stories, and yes I had to make B harry potter XD I would like to add this, in the last story in this chapter titled Don't a waterfall is mentioned, here is a picture of that waterfall lolz take out the spaces http:/ ian . umces .edu / imagelibrary / displayimage-1816 . html

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A is for Apple

I stared at the little kids before me, it had been so long since I had been that small, the fact that I hadn't really been around that many kids now made me very uncomfortable. School was the last place I wanted to be but Roxie had talked me into it I swear! The promise of a sleep over compelled me to do it really!

"MegaMind, that story was really neat. Can you sing the ABC's with us now?"

I smiled at the little boy who asked his eyes sparkling with delight;

"Why of course I can!"

They all smiled so brightly it almost blinded me, it almost blew my mind how nice they all were, but they didn't know half the things I had done as the bad guy. All they knew was I was the good guy and I could sing the ABC's with them. It was nice to no longer be judged by the way I had been or the way I looked these days.

"A is for apple, b for banana, c is for cacophony."

The kids all wailed;

"C IS FOR CAT!"


Better Be

I didn't understand this movie at all, magic didn't exist it just couldn't! The talking hat yelled out;

"Better be GRYFFINDOR!"

The boy named Harry Potter slid off the stool and walked to the table that the Gryffindor's sat at in the mist of cheering a moment later Dumbledore stood;

"Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you!"

What the heck?

"Roxie can we watch something else, this is too ridiculous."

She smiled at me;

"You would have been in Slytherin you know that?"

I snorted;

"Like that little blond boy? No thank you."

She smiled and slid to sit closer to me;

"You know what they say about men who can talk in tongues don't you?"


Come around

I glared at music man, really why did he want me to stay up all night with him again?

"Just a drink or two please?"

I sighed well it couldn't hurt us right? I never drank really, last time I had been a teen and one of the ex-prisoners had stopped by to talk to me about this or that and we'd had a drink or two. Minion made me swear off the stuff the next day since it made me act sillier than normal.

"Sure, my place or yours? I don't want to do this in public any more than you do."

He hummed a little off tune thing that he had done since grade school. It was funny how close we had gotten since the whole me becoming a hero business. He'd even gotten smarter, having nudged him into going to college helped of course…

"How about my place, Roxie wouldn't think about it and I did move it since the last time we saw each other."

This is one of those times I wasn't going to ask him how he did things like that or how he'd gotten Roxanne to be so mad at him. I just didn't understand it, she was angrier than a cat defending its babies.

"Ok."

He smiled at me and off we were to his place; He had moved and it didn't look the way it used to, it was more earthy toned I guessed. So many changes in the last six months, the only thing I noticed that was still the same was the fact he still liked to drink and that he would still get a goofy smile when he and I hung out.

"I knew I could get you to come around."

I shook my head and snorted, and I knew he wouldn't stop till he got his way.


Don't

I growled and stormed away from the scene, how could Roxanne do that to me of all people? I thought she cared about me, I thought we were in love! I was the good guy, didn't we get the girl? Or was that just some big lie, the cosmic joke? Didn't I deserve happiness like the next person? I turned a corner and yelped as I crashed into someone, after falling I looked up into bright green eyes, glasses halfway down the nose of the woman I had run into, she gave me a startled wide eyed look;

"Oh sorry about that!"

I exclaimed, noticing the papers scattered around us, Picking them up I realized they were sketches and the notebooks they came from were full of them. She had quite the hand for art it seemed;

"Thank you, my goodness you were really upset weren't you?"

I blinked; it wasn't like she really cared right? And when had I stopped being so mad?

"Ah, yeah sorry. I should have been looking where I was going."

Green eyes now fully behind glasses showed concern, whether it was faked or not…But then again I had never been good at that kind of stuff. I lacked crucial social skills that would have been useful since I had become the hero of Metro city. At least I got the name right now and no longer called it metracity.

"That's alright, uh... I know this is really random but would you mind... oh never mind, it was nice to meet you."

She went to leave and I asked;

"What did you want to ask me?"

Turning she blushed;

"I was wondering if you would let me sketch you..."

I blinked, really? I didn't think I was something anyone would want to draw. I mean I looked different than everyone else so I suppose that people would want to sketch me?

"Sure why not?"

She smiled at me and held out her hand for me to shake;

"I'm Calista Bell."

I smiled;

"Nice to meet you too Miss Bell."

We headed to the stair case and walked several flights up, walking down a corridor or two and then we made it to her place; 13M. Upon entering I was stunned, her apartment was very beautiful, lots of works of art on the walls some signed with her name and others having many people's signatures. Pictures of her and what looked like friends in places that were not in the city, she must travel a lot. I stopped and stared at one picture, it was one she'd drew of a waterfall that broke and fell in several different places.

"Hana Maui, I loved to sit there and just listen to the waterfall. It was great, I love to travel all over the world, but I've not been to a lot of places, mostly I hang around this city."

I nodded maybe she didn't travel enough for her own taste? I saw at least three different countries in those pictures after all;

"Would you like something to drink before we start?"

"Sure."