I Told You I'm A Hare!!!!
by Basil Psyche
From the creator of the ''The Tale of the Dibbun's Burnt Tale'' and ''The Attack of the Naughty Dibbuns'' comes a brand new poem about a rabbit ...er....hare who hates it when people call him anything else besides a hare.
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I keep telling them
but they won't remember
I tell them everyday
I've been telling them since last December!
Now why won't they remember?

I tell them that I'm a hare,
but they say little rabbit,
and they don't seem to care
they've gotten in a habit
of calling me a rabbit!

Oh maybe it's not so bad
being called something I'm not.
I just told them a sec ago
but they probably forgot
darn the whole Redwall lot!

It seems they've found a new word for me
and no way is it funny!
a Dibbun just walked up me
and called me ''a dumb bunny''!
I'd like to cover him in honey!!!

So I said ''Hey listen here
you disrespectful mouse!
I don't call you what you aren't
you wretched little louse!''.
Why that sure got me roused!

Now why won't they remember?!?!?!