A crazy crackfic more cracked than Blitzwing. Starscream pranks Knockout in a...weird way.
The Birds
Knockout hated birds. The vain mech detested those flying spawn of Unicron. They messed up his paintjob. No matter where he parked, those Pit born creatures would...leave their mark. Their claws, their wings...and their excrement. It was enough to make him go insane.
One particular day, Knockout was about to go off on a drive. He had just applied a fresh coat of paint to himself, and was checking the weather...and birds.
"Good. No birds."
"Why is that a good thing?" said a scratchy voice. Starscream. He liked birds, as he flew himself. Unless they flew into him and stuffed up his jets.
"They ruin my paint."
"Vain-aft bitch." muttered Starscream.
"What?!"
"Nothing." Starscream replied. He then walked back into the Nemesis.
Starscream then had a brilliant idea. Knockout had been treating him badly for the past few days as he had stolen his paint, and he wanted revenge. And he knew the perfect way. He now knew the way to piss off Knockout was through his looks. He ran to the fuel room. He rummaged around the stores until he found some blackened Energon. Energon went black and 'rotted' in a sense, if it came into contact with water. And it would mess up a bot's tank. Badly. Starscream downed the rotten fuel in one gulp. The tank-ache would be worth it. Oh...Knockout's face...hehehe...
Knockout sat out on a ledge. He liked this quiet time away from Megatron. There were no birds around, and it was perfect. That was until..
"BOMBS AWAY!"
*SPLAT!*
Before Knockout could say anything, He was suddenly covered in a gooey white slop.
"WHAT THE FRAG?!"
"Hey! Watch your mouth!" yelled a scratchy voice from above. Starscream was flying above. However, he was not in his alt. form. He was just floating above with his boosters, looking smart.
"Very funny, Starscream. And..." Knockout couldn't keep his calm anymore"MYYY PAAAAAIIINNNTTT! YOU PUT WHITE PAINT OVER IIIIIITTTT!"
Starscream then pulled out a cube filled with black liquid and added "That's not white paint."
"Wait...That's rotten!" said Knockout pointing at Starscream's beverage. " That'll give you the..." As Knockout thought about it more, he had a sudden realisation...
"Uhhh...exactly WHAT did you cover me with?"
"You're right. My tank was hurting earlier. But I feel better now. Less clogged up now" Starscream smiled, exposing his fangs.
"Oh...oh..." Knockout now knew EXACTLY what he was covered in.
"OOOOHHHHHH CCCCCRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!"
"Exactly." Starscream quickly flew off. As he flew off, he heard another scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!"
2 hours later...
Soundwave walked down the hallway. Then he saw...
Knockout. He was covered in a white substance. Was that...
"Don't tell anyone!"