"Turkey?"

"Mmhm?"

"The potion is finished. Come pick it up when you have the time." Norway whispered in to the phone and hung up, sighing. "What have I got myself in to? So bothersome..."

•~•

"BASTARD TURK! Where are you?!" Greece yelled. He knew that Turkey was in this house somewhere. That guy was the only one who could get Greece to get angry and yell his head off.

Greece punched the wall forcefully. "I know you're here somewhere!"

He walked in to the kitchen, still searching for the Turk. He opened up all the cabinets, and even threw a porcelion dish on the floor, until he came across a strange jar of liquid.

"What's this..." Greece muttered. It must be important, if he had it all hidden in a cabinet. Greece shoved it in his pocket, and left the Turk's house.

"I swear, every time I go to his house, I smell the putrid smell of wet dogs..." he murmured, driving home.

•~• Le Greece was being stupid and drank the strange liquid •~•

"So...Greece-san..." Japan said, looking up and down the tall nation, "This is the result of a potion you found in the cabinet of Turkey-san...?"

"Yes..." Greece said, in...her...new, higher voice. "I'm...a woman."

Japan looked confused. How could this happen? Never in science and chemistry has he seen this happen...NEVER!

But..he had to admit, Greece was very attractive as a woman. He...no, she, was gorgeous. Long, light-brown, curly hair, feminine facial features and amazing teal eyes...it's something that Japan could never forget.

"But how can I kiss you now?" Greece asked, pouting. "It'll look weird, if the girl kisses the guy."

Japan blushed. "That is not the important thing right now."

Greece gasped. "But it is! What if I die tomorrow because of this potion? You wouldn't have had your last kiss with me, and you'd regret it."

"Greece-san, do not speak like that. Of course you will not die."

Greece's eyes widened with a look of shock. "But I could!"

"No-"

"You don't get it! Maybe Turkey lured me in there to get that potion..."

Japan sighed, rubbing his temples. "Then, why did you drink it? Do not make me worry, please..."

"But it's possi-"

Greece was shut up by a pair of warm lips pressed against her own. She closed her eyes and wrapped her arms around Japan's neck.

Japan shivered. Greece had kissed him many times before, but this was the first time he kissed him-erg, her. He hoped he was doing a good job.

Greece answered his question by tangling her hands in his soft, neat hair.

Grr. He/she was such a good kisser. Greece tugged Japan's tie on his white button-up shirt and pushed him to the ground. (Just pretend I already said they were sitting down xD)

"...Japan?"

Their lips disconnected and they looked at the intruder with wide eyes.

Yong-soo Im.

"Um...Japan...was I interrupting something? Who's this?" Yong-soo asked curiously.

Greece let go of Japan's tie and they both say up.

Japan cleared his throat. "No, you did not. What do you want?"

Yong-soo furrowed his brows together. "China sent me to check on you, Oppa. And you still did not fully answer my question. Who is this?"

"Greece."

Yong-soo examined the nation. "Did she get in to Norway's genderbending potion? Anyway...you!" he pointed at Greece. "Leave Japan's breasts alone! They're mine! That is all." Yong- soo turned away and started to walk out.

"Wait! Yong-soo!" Japan said. "Just tell China that I am fine. Do not tell him about what you saw here. Promise."

Yong-soo shrugged. "Okay."

The nation bounced out of Japan's house.

Japan felt a hand on his shoulder. He looked back to see Greece.

"Norway, huh...?" she smiled at Japan. "Now that we know the source..." she ran her down the Asian's back, making him shiver.

"Arpgh!" he squeaked, and stood up hurridley. "Norway." he pointed at the door, blushing.

Greece frowned. "Meh," he/she yawned. "...Tired."

Japan watched Greece's eyelids get heavy, and she lay down and fell asleep.

Japan sighed. "We're never going to get to Norway..."

((I never meant for this to be so long . but it just turned out that way. I also meant for it to be one chapter but I got addicted to writing it so I might as well continue it...I'm still continuing "Greece's Sister?" also, if you liked that one too. If you suggest a Norway x Nation pairing I can use for a future chapter that would be great, because the only one I'm familiar with is DenNor. If you want that one, that's fine too.))