This…..is a fanfic! XD My name is Evilish Midget-chan, or Midget for short. (Ha! Bad pun!) This is just gonna be silliness, so if ya don't like it, TOUGH!
One fine day-thunder crashes in background our heroes, Mary, Marie, and Maria were walking (Marie was walking. Mary and Maria were skipping and generally just making fools of them selves.) to the park from the library because someone's mother didn't like Marie being driven around by Mary because she didn't have her license.
Mary: Let's take a shortcut!
Marie: Why?
Mary: I dunno. I just think it might be fun!
Maria: Is there even a shortcut to take?
Then, all of the sudden, a path appeared through the tight tangle of trees and foliage. (How, we do not know.)
Mary: points at new path There's one!
Marie: O.o That wasn't there before…
Maria: Who cares about that!
Mary: Hey! That's my line! I'm Excel, not you. You're Menchi. All you say is "Arf arf."
Maria: makes dog-like whine
Mary: Good girl! pats Maria on her head and takes the new path
Maria and Marie look at each other and shrug. They know better than to try to change Mary's mind when she was hyped up on Mountain Dew Code Red. They too take the mysterious path.
Mary: is hopping around Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-N-S! It's bananas!
Marie: --' Must you sing that horrid song?
Maria: Hey! That song is not horrid!
Marie: Says you! The song ish icky. XP
Maria: Whatever. ……Is it just me, or does nothing around here look familiar?
Marie stops and looks around. It did look different! Where were the Russian olive trees? And why was the sound of the river no longer present? Mary, oblivious to every thing else, continued to prance around in a hyper fashion.
Marie: Mary! Stop for one second! Something really weird is going on here.
Mary: Yeah! Me! dances some more
Maria: It's hopeless. --'
Marie thinks about it and then gives up. Maria was right. Besides, they probably just wandered into a new part of the park.
Mary: I dance to the beat of my own maracas!
Marie: Don't you mean drums?
Mary: Hey, did you hear the band joke about drum line? (Tells a joke she's already told the others 50 million times.)
Marie and Maria listen to the joke politely as they walk along the path. Then, suddenly: SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH! All three girls fall into an icy pool of water.
Maria: Coldcoldcold!
Marie: I lost my glasses! T.T
Mary: How refreshing! .
Mary receives cold glares from Marie and Maria as they climbed out of the icy water. Whilst they glared, Maria and Mary notice something odd about each other. (Marie couldn't notice anything because she had stopped glaring and started looking for her glasses lol.)
Maria:O.o Mary, did you always have pretty gold eyes and long blue hair?
Mary: No, and since when did you have smoky purple eyes and long black hair?
Marie:finds glasses Aha! . ...What are you two talking about?
Both girls look at Marie. Her shoulder length hair had turned from brown to a dark red and her eyes were now a deep green.
Marie: What? ...O.o Um….Did someone just come in a do an ultimate makeover on you two?
Mary: Look who's talking, Ms. Hey-look-my-hair-is-red! --+
Maria: I thought you wanted to dye is purple.
Marie: …..My hair is dark red?
Mary: Yup.
Maria: Kurama red.
Marie: …. What color are my eyes?
Mary: Kurama green.
Marie: Do I look like my Gaia character?
Mary: Yup.
Maria: Kinda.
Marie: thinks for a minute I can live with that.
Maria: What happened to us?
Suddenly, a Chinese man appeared in front of our soggy heroines.
Chinese Man: You have fallen into the spring of the drowned Mary-Sues. A not so sad tale about three Mary-Sues that drowned surrounds this spring
The three girls stare at the man dumb founded. Had they really turned into generic fanfic characters?
Mary: I can't go how looking like this! What will my mother say?
Maria: This all sounds kind of familiar….
Marie:snaps fingers I know! It's like in Ranma ½! Complete with the Chinese dude!
Mary: Does that mean all I have to do to change back is to splash my self with hot water?
Marie and Maria: Yup!
Mary: Does that also mean that we're in China?
Marie and Maria: …..Maybe?
Mary: I guess I won't have to worry about my mom then.
Just then, all three girls are glomped from behind by none other than-
CLIFFHANGER! XD I'm evil it says so in my name. Review please and I'll make a really long chapter just for you!(cuz this one's short) '