This is a story just popped in my head and I have to write it down:
TyJuan is still mad at Topanga, for having him arrested, and Angela finds out she has two unforgettable surprises. Its starts off with a 6-month pregnant girl named Corniqua, and her boyfriend, TyJuan, they're in Corniqua's house, chillin in the living room, when Topanga comes over.
Corniqua: (Standing by the kitchen door) So what do you want, TyJuan?
TyJuan: (Laying on the couch) Nutin, why you assume I always want sumtin, when I look at you?
Corniqua: Cause you always do!
TyJuan: HA, HA (Sarcastically)
Corniqua: Yea whatever. (Goes half way in the kitchen and gets stopped by TyJuans' request)
TyJuan: Hey baby, could u please get me sumtin--- (Gets caught by Corniqua)
Corniqua: See!!
TyJuan: (Smacks his lips) Maan dat was jus a ---, (Looking helpless) Please!!!
Corniqua: (Chuckles) Aight but this the last time.
TyJuan: (Sarcastically acting happy, but with a real smile) Okay!!
Corniqua: (Goes in the kitchen) Pop and some chips, right?
TyJuan: (Lays back on the couch and yells) Got some Kool-Aid?
Corniqua: Never run out.
TyJuan: Good.
Corniqua: Ok.
TyJuan:
Ey! Make dem chips, Sour Cream & Onion!!
Corniqua: (Smacks her lips then yells) Boy!!
TyJuan: Sorry!
Corniqua: (Coming out of the kitchen) Stop being picky!! Here, (Gives TyJuan his chip
and Kool-Aid)
TyJuan: Thanx
Corniqua: (Knocking TyJuan feet off the couch) ...and get yo feet off the couch!!! (Sits down on the couch)
TyJuan: Hey!!
Corniqua: (Turns face TyJuan and puts her finger in his face) Shut up!!
TyJuan: I quit!! (Lays on Corniqua chest)
Corniqua: Don't spill that Kool-Aid on me.
TyJuan: Cory
Corniqua: Don't call me that.
TyJuan: Ok, Ni Ni.
Corniqua: Much betta! Juan
TyJuan: I hate dat name.
Corniqua: Now you see how I feel when you call me Cory!
TyJuan: (Feeling on Corniqua stomach) You know I love you, right?
Corniqua: Yea!
TyJuan: And you know, I love our baby, too?
Corniqua: Yea!
TyJuan: Gimme kiss.
Corniqua: (Kisses TyJuan on the lips)
TyJuan: (Jumps up and stands in front of Corniqua) Hey Nay-Nay, lets go in the
bathroom and---
Corniqua: Ty!!!!
TyJuan: Ey, shoot brotha got needs
Corniqua: Well brotha needs to sit down and shut up.
TyJuan: Wateva gimme 'notha kiss
Corniqua: (Blows a kiss to Ty)
TyJuan: Aww! You gon' play me like dat.
Corniqua: (Shakes her head "Yes") Mmhmm.
Both: (Chuckles)
TyJuan: Aight!! I gotta go, lata on we gon--
Corniqua: Ty!
TyJuan: Jus playin.
(Corniqua and TyJuan hears knock on the door)
TyJuan: Who dat?
Corniqua: Ask?
TyJuan: Funny, (Goes up to the door) who is it?
Topanga: (On the otha side of the door) Me, Topanga!!
TyJuan: (Looks at Corniqua)
Corniqua: Let her in.
TyJuan: (Opens the door)
Topanga: (Comes in) Hel-
TyJuan: Bye!! (Leaves)
Topanga: (Looks shocked)
Corniqua: Pangi!!
Topanga: Nikki, (Looking worried) is he still....
Corniqua: (Shakes her head "YES") Mmhmm, He still mad at you, who wouldn't, you had him arrested!!
Topanga: Well he looked the guy, who mugged me. (Sits on the couch) OOh comfy!!
Corniqua: (Chuckles) Looks can be deceiving.
Topanga: I'm sorry.
Corniqua: I think you should say that to Ty.
Topanga: (Sighs) Yeah.
Corniqua: Mmhmm!!
Topanga: So how's the mommy-to-be?
Corniqua: Tired.
Topanga: How my goddaughter in there. (Rubbing Corniqua's belly)
Corniqua: 'Cuse goddaughter, you, Ty and me are the same; want me to have a girl.
Topanga: What do you want?
Corniqua: A boy.
Topanga: A boy?
Corniqua: Problem?
Topanga: No, its just most mothers want to have a girl, and fathers want the boy.
Corniqua: Millennium, we woman want the boy, they want the girl.
Topanga: True!
Corniqua: Pangi, whatever happened to Cory?
Topanga: Don't ask?
Corniqua: Ok
Both: (Laughs)
(Meanwhile Angela and Shawn are on their way to Cory and Topanga apartment, Angela has a funny feeling about coming)
Angela: Shawn are we there yet?
Shawn: Angie come on you ask me that 3012 times, and for the 3012th time the answer is still "No!"
Angela: Well I wanna hurry and see Cory and Topanga.
Shawn: Angela they're not going anywhere.
Angela: I'm just excited, to see them, they're gonna be godparent, I'm so happy for them.
Shawn: Me too.
Angela: I love you Shawn.
Shawn: I love you too Angela.
Angela: Shawn?
Shawn: Yea?
Angela: Are we there yet?
Shawn: (Sighs)
(Fades)
(Back at Cory and Topanga apartment, Topanga is in the bathroom Cory is watching TV, and here comes a knock at the door)
Cory: I'll get it (Opens the door) Hey Ty
TyJuan: Hey, Cory you called.
Cory: About what?
TyJuan: About the bathroom.
Cory: Oh yes, the toilet, I can't fix it, it doesn't like me.
TyJuan: Its ok I'll fix it. Where is it?
Cory: Oh umm, right here.
TyJuan: Aight
Topanga: (Brushing her hair in the mirror)
Cory: (Comes in the bathroom) Come right on in.
TyJuan: (Comes in the bathroom)
Topanga: (Stops brushing her hair) Ty.
TyJuan: (Looking at Topanga) Hey yo Cory, I'll fix it some otha time, I see its occupied (Leaves)
Topanga: (Hangs her head and sighs)
Cory: (Holds Topanga) (Fades)
(A few hours later at the Matthews Alan is in the kitchen and Amy's on the phone)
Amy: Alan, I just got through talking to Topanga.
Alan: Oh really how's everything?
Amy: Topanga seemed upset.
Alan: Why?
Amy: Apparently she and TyJuan had a misunderstanding?
Alan: What about?
Amy: Remember that guy that mugged Topanga.
Alan: TyJuan was that guy.
Amy: No, remember she had TyJuan arrested because she thought he mugged her, well TyJuan is still mad at her.
Alan: Who wouldn't, she had her godchild's father arrested apparently, I would be mad too, if I was mistaking and put in jail for four months, for something I didn't do, I'd be ticked too.
Amy: You should've heard her it was like she was crying.
Alan: Amy, don't you get into this, this is between TyJuan and Topanga.
Amy: But Alan.
Alan: Amy!!!
Erik: (Comes in) Hey mom, dad.
Amy and Alan: Erik (hugs Erik)
Erik: Guess what?
Amy: What?
Erik: I'm married.
Amy: Married?
Erik: Yea.
Alan: Congratulation!
Amy: Who?
Erik: Take a guess.
Alan: Uh we give up.
Erik: C'mon in honey.
Rachel: (Comes in)
Amy: Rachel.
Rachel: Mom, Dad
Amy and Alan: (Hugs Rachel)
Amy: Rachel, I always knew you liked Erik better.
Alan: Amy!!
Erik: Hey where's Cory
Amy: Home
Rachel: You say it like its a bad thing.
Amy: (Covers her mouth) Excuse me!! (Runs upstairs)
Erik: What wrong with mom. (Worried)
Alan: Topanga
Rachel: What happened?
Alan: Topanga well is having problems with TyJuan.
Rachel: Who is TyJuan?
Erik: Cory and Topanga broke up?
Alan: (talking to Erik) No. (talking to Rachel) Rachel, see TyJuan is their neighbor, and father of their godchild, and well when Topanga got mugged, she accused TyJuan, and it wasn't him, and he spent four months jail, for something he didn't do, and he is still mad at Topanga.
Rachel: Who wouldn't?
Alan: Same thing I said.
Erik: So mom wants to help out and you won't let her.
Alan: Exactly.
(Next day at Corniqua and TyJuan house)
(Topanga comes over to talk to Corniqua)
Topanga: TyJaun here.
Corniqua: Uh no.
Topanga: Good, Corniqua I have to talk to you.
Corniqua: About what?
Shawn: (Knocks on Corniquas opened door) Topanga!!
Topanga: Shawn, Angela Hi!!
Shawn and Angela: Hi!!
Corniqua: Topanga, aren't you gonna introduce me to your friends?
Topanga: Oh, sorry, uhh Shawn and Angela, this is Corniqua, our next-door neighbor, and mother of our godchild.
Corniqua: (Laying on the couch) Hi!
Angela: You're pregnant?
Corniqua: Si.
Shawn: Aren't you a little too young to be pregnant?
Corniqua: No.
Shawn: How old are you?
Corniqua: Topanga?
Topanga: Well to be honest, Shawn that's none of your business, not trying to be rude but she feels you really don't need to know.
Corniqua: Yeah! But in a meaner way.
Cory: Shawn, Angela when did you guys get here?
Shawn: A couple of minutes ago.
Cory: I see you've met Corniqua.
Angela: Yea.
Cory: Well why don't you guys come over and we'll talk and catch up on good times.
Shawn: Yea.
Cory: Topanga.
Topanga: We'll talk later ok.
Corniqua: Ok.
Topanga: (Standing at the door) Angela are you coming.
Angela: Yeah in a minute, I think we need to talk.
Shawn: Alright.
(Shawn, Cory and Topanga leaves and closes the door)
Angela: (Sits on the couch) How old are you?
Corniqua: 19, and you?
Angela: 24. How many months?
Corniqua: Six.
Angela: (Sighs) Corniqua.
Corniqua: That's my name.
Angela: Why do I feel I know you?
Corniqua: (Shrugs her shoulders) I don't know, why do you?
Angela: Ever since I left my house, and drove all the way over here, I had this funny feeling that something exciting is going happen and I just don't what it is, then I see you, and you know what?
Corniqua: What?
Angela: You wouldn't believe me.
Corniqua: I sure wouldn't.
Angela: No you wouldn't. (Gets up and gets ready to leave)
Corniqua: Wait Angela, right?
Angela: Yea!!
Corniqua: I've been having funny feelings too, and now that look at you more, I kinda feel like I know you too.
Angela: (Leaves smiling)
(Five minutes after Angela leaves, Tyjuan comes in)
Tyjuan: Hey, baby
Corniqua: Hey, umm umm.
TyJuan: TyJuan!!!
Corniqua: Yeah TyJuan that right gotta remember.
TyJuan: Yea whatever, gimme kiss.
Corniqua: (Blows a kiss to Tyjuan)
Tyjuan: Here we go with the games.
Corniqua: (Laughs)
(At Cory and Topanga's house)
The gang talks about what they've been up to and how life is going.
Topanga: Angela what were you and Corniqua talking about?
Angela: Nothing important.
Topanga: Cory isn't TyJuan supposed to come over and fix the toilet?
Cory: Yea I called over an hour ago.
TyJuan: (Comes in)
Cory: Ty.
TyJuan: Toilet.
Cory: No I'm Cory.
TyJuan: No, I mean the toilet.
Cory: Oh right this way. (Takes TyJuan to the bathroom)
Five minutes later TyJuan come outta the bathroom
Cory: That was quick!
Tyjuan: Well there nothing wrong but the pipe was loosened and you're the toilet does hate you, and you haven't introduced me to your friends.
Cory: Oh sorry, TyJuan this is Angela and Shawn, Shawn and Angela this is TyJuan.
TyJuan: Hi. Angela.
Shawn: My wife.
TyJuan: You married to him?
Angela: Yes you got a problem?
TyJuan: No, but do you want me to have one?
Topanga: Angela, TyJuan
TyJuan: Well anyway, as I was saying, I'll call you tomorrow. Aight!
Cory: All right bye.
TyJuan: (Leaves)
Angela: Who was that?
Topanga: TyJuan our godchild's father.
Meanwhile at Corniqua and TyJuan's apartment Corniqua is laying on the couch as usual watching the WWF and yelling at the screen, while TyJuan is looking at her like she's crazy.
Corniqua: C'mon Jeff "Swanton Bomb" is big butt, No!!! Silly Hardy Boy.
TyJuan: I told this stuff is fake.
Corniqua: So it maybe fake, but it's entertainment.
TyJuan: Yeah whatever.
Corniqua: Mmhmm.
TyJuan: (Sits on the couch) Have you met…
Corniqua: Ouch!!
TyJuan: (Jumps up)
Corniqua: (Starts laughing)
TyJuan: Funny. (Sits at the foot of the couch)
Corniqua: TyJuan.
TyJuan: What?
Corniqua: I want you and Topanga to make up.
TyJuan: (Looks at Corniqua) Baby you know I can'---
Corniqua: Please Ty, for me I don't want you and Topanga, to be like this, at least listen what she has to say. Please, and maybe we can you know, for one last time.
TyJuan: (Looks at Corniqua) Bye (Runs to the door)
Corniqua: Hey c'mere I was only playing.
TyJuan: (Stops) Dun you ever do that to a brotha, (Walking over to Corniqua) you got me all excited (Sits back on the couch).
Corniqua: Gimme a kiss.
TyJuan: (Kisses Corniqua)
Corniqua: (Laughs)
Later on at Topanga and Cory's place Shawn and Angela are sitting on the couch kissing, telling each other they "I Love You" and "I Love You More"
Cory and Topanga: (Looking at Shawn and Angela)
Cory: See Topanga why can't why we be like that.
Topanga: (Looking shocked at Cory)
Shawn and Angela: (Looks at Cory and Topanga then laughs)
Topanga: Cory.
Cory: What?
Topanga: Shut up!!!!!!
As soon as Cory and Topanga were about to start arguing TyJuan burst in and yells:
TyJuan: Cory! Topanga! It's Corniqua she's bleeding everywhere.
Angela: Oh my god.
All runs in Corniqua and TyJuan apartment.
Topanga: Oh my god.
Cory: I'll call 911. (Calls 911 and tells them what's happening.)
Topanga looks at Corniqua bleeding, and starts crying.
The paramedics come in and rush Corniqua to the hospital.
At the hospital everybody is sitting in the hallway waiting for a reply from the doctor.
Thirty minutes after waiting and pacing in the waiting the comes out, and Topanga and TyJuan comes up to the doctor, and the doctor say something to TyJuan and Topanga, and then they start to cry, then Topanga and TyJuan, as the continue to cry.
To Be Continued…