This is soooo Not a Serious Fanfiction

by averagelysaxy

I was bored and wanted to write a super sue-y fanfiction. Basically its about a girl whose part ditto and how she starts her adventure off with her shiny mewtwo from her father, Giovanni (yes he had sex with a ditto. best part of the whole thing XD). And Silvers a effing nugget.

1. Chapter 1

this is not a serious fanfiction. Its based off of some ideas I had when I was really little. I'm a proffesional sue writer :D I have another sue fic example thing, along with a more original one, but this ones gonna be sued up the wazoo

Once upon a time, there was a girl called Maribeth-Sue. She was part ditto, since her mother was a ditto. Her father was the boss of Team Rocket, Giovanni. Her half brother, Silver (they have different moms) was a total fucknugget. She had long silky purple hair and big boobies.

She was about to embark on her pokemon journey! It was her thirteenth birthday and her father gave her a shiny mewtwo. While sending her off on her journey, he just said "Keep your pants on." And they walked away.

While she was leaving their Viridian mansion, she realized she needed a pokedex! While she was heading toward pallet town, she ran into Silver, who is also her rival.
"FUUUUUCK."
"Go away, fucknugget."
And she walked away.

well im limited on characters so thats super short chapter 1!