Disclaimer: I don't own Card Capture Sakura…Blah blah blah… you get it ;)

Summery: Sakura has a couple problems in life right now, her solution? Getting drunk. After doing so, she decides to leave earth by entering a rocket. It is there she meets a sarcastic know-it-all named Syoaran. After a few days up there, something happens to the ship, it's force fields re-activate a long lost gate to an alternate world… They face many problems that involve magical creatures, kings and queens, the dungeon and many other odd things. What will happen? Read and review! SxS TxE

Chapter 1

"It's not you, it's me…"

Sakura stared vacantly, trying to imagine a reply, but nothing came to mind. The man she thought she loved was breaking up with her, not to mention waiting for her response. And of course, it had to be just after he'd broken her heart. What was she suppose to say? A simple "ok" would not suffice and asking him why might lead to tears… so what could she say?

"Don't say that! I know it's me! And if you were smart enough to stop and think before you speak, you'd know it too! Why don't you just say "It's not me, it's you…?" Or "I don't like you anymore." At least those are right to the point! Unlike this "it's not you" bull shit."

Her face started to heat up. It felt like a large object had placed it self right in the middle of her throat. Her nose started to burn, and to no surprise, one tear rolled down the side of her cheek.

"Don't cry, I'm not worth it…"

"Shut up! I don't want to hear it! Why don't you just leave already? Leave me here, crying like an idiot…"

"Sakura, I-"

"Go! It's not like you want be here!"

He reached over and lightly placed his hand on her shoulder. With no hesitation, she pushed him away.

"GO!"

He looked at her… then turned around, with no retort. As he walked away, Sakura fell to the ground. Tears started to poor out, one by one, onto the ground. She couldn't stop them, but she didn't care. Nothing mattered anymore. It didn't matter if complete strangers saw her crying, because at that moment, she didn't care about anything. She sat there, letting her self cry, until a young man walked past her. He dropped a couple tissues by her side and then continued to walk a couple more feet until he was stopped by Sakura's voice-

"I'm not a bum! I can afford my own tissues! Thanks for making my life seem more pathetic then it already is jerk!" he stopped and walked back to where she was. Crouching down, he took the tissues and didn't say a word.

"Go away, why are you even paying attention to me?" he looked down at her…

"Because it looked like someone had to. If you told me what was wrong, I could-"

"Help? I doubt it…" she looked away.

"Actually, I was going to say laugh… but whatever floats your boat."

He then proceeded to walk away.

She felt like she needed to know his name. She didn't know why, but she really wanted to know.

"What's your name!?"

He gave another glance over his shoulder… "Syoaran"

She closed her eyes for a few moments, then rose to her feet and began to walk home. She could only imagine what Tomoyo would say… no matter what it was, Sakura knew she had to tell her. They had been best friends since… well… forever. And they knew everything about each other.

Sakura looked up to see Tomoyo's car headed towards her. She flagged her down, and waited to hop in the car.

"Sakura, what are you doing?" Tomoyo had a puzzled look on her face.

"He broke up with me…"

"Oh no… its ok Hun, he is totally not worth the tears…"

"Funny, that's what he said too." Sakura smiled.

"That's cause he's a cross dresser. Guys aren't that sensitive, so he must be a girl."

"That would be funny and all, but I dated him. So it turns my laugh into an Ew…"

"Ok well let's turn that Ew into a dunking Ew. Were going to the bar!"

"Sounds good." Sakura jumped in the car and strapped on her seatbelt. The car ride was enjoyable. They sat there and laughed about how he probably only dumped her because he likes to sleep with men. The conversation went along like this…

"Why do you think he dumped me?"

"Probably cause he likes to sleep with men."

"Ha probably. He is such a dick."

"No honey, He likes them."

"So do I! We were so compatible!"

"Well, I suppose It could be ok, You wouldn't have to worry about why the other girl was so special."

"Instead I'd have to worry about why the other guy was so special… which is even worse in my book…" and so on.


A couple hours had passed, and both Sakura and Tomoyo were drinking like a pair of stinky men stuck in the dessert. They would order a drink, then the bartender would turn around to make it. They would then check him out then giggle like school girls. This had been going on for the past half hour. A man beside them was reading a news paper, and every so often, he would peek out from behind it, and give Sakura a wink.

"Excuse me… can I read that?"

"Uh, yeah… sure…" he passed the newspaper over to Sakura then sat there, staring at her.

"Excuse me again, If you don't stop staring at me I will be tempted to bash you over the head with this!" Sakura held up the glass he had bin drinking out of.

"Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am." He got up and left.

"Good job Sakura, now he's going to call the police!" They started laughing, when suddenly, an add caught the corner of Sakura's eye. 'Rocket is being sent into space for a 10 day trial. Volunteers needed, call number below.'

"Tomoyo, look at this!" Sakura shoved the newspaper in Tomoyo's face."

"Ha, people would have to be crazy to do that!"

"… I'm Going to do it!"

"You're going to do what?"

"I'm going into the rocket. I'm going into space!"

AN: Ok, that's it. The next chapter is coming out really soon, so stay with it. Please tell me what I'm doing wrong if you don't like it, and if you do, REVIEW! If you are a rather good writer yourself, give me some pointers, cause I suck ;)