A/N: I know that there have been a lot of these done, but hey, they're
funny, and I thought, why not give it a go? Oh, and instead of having to
type Professor McGonagall, I'm going to call her Minerva. It just doesn't
take as long to type.
Disclamer I do not own Harry Potter (though it would be a nice birthday present) and in no way am I making any money off this.
Claimer:I own the 'mystery characters' that happen to make their way into the theater, unless they are Harry Potter related, or otherwise specified. I also own the idea of 'Twisted Humor Theaters', unless somebody out there, acctoualy has a 'Twisted Humor Theater'. then they own it. And I own my orange soda!
Twisted Humor Theaters Presents: Harry Potter Mystery Theater
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Harry, Ron and Hermione were just about to go into the great hall, when suddenly they found themselves in a rather bright orange room. The entrace to the great hall had obviously been some kind of teleport to this strange room. As they looked around, they found the whole room was bright orange with a fish tank with (you guessed it) orange water, an orange refigerator filled with orange soda and orange chocolate bars. There was a orange coffe table and 12 tie-dye bean bag chairs. (Hey, there has to be some color other than orange in the room...). In 4 of the chairs were Malfoy, McGonagall, Siruis, and Parvati Patail. Hermione, Ron and Harry grabbed a bean bag each and sat.
MALFOY: Alright, Potter! Why the bloody hell are we here?
POTTER: How in the hell would I know?! I was just walking into the Great Hall, and suddenly I get thrown into a bright orange room with... with... YOU!
MALFOY: For once, Potter, our stories match
Then, a voice (from the sound of it, comming from the celing) spoke. I have gatherd you 7 is it 7? Potter, Malfoy, Weasly, Granger, McGonagall, Black, Patail.. yea, well I've gatherd you 7 here to read the dreaded bad fics!
HERMIONE: OH SHIT!
ALL (EXCEPT HERMIONE): What the hell are bad fics?
HERMIONE: They're stories muggles write about us, and the post on this thing called the internet. They use the internet to interact with people from all over the world. I've read some of them... It's bloody humiliating what they do to us... Pairing Malfoy and Harry, Harry and Ron, Me and Malfoy, Me and Snape! It's disgusting! And those are the 'Good' fics! the bad fics are fics that the author has poorly written, (obviously) and, well it's horrible beyond words!
BLACK: (sarcastic) How fun! and just HOW long are we gonna be stuck here?
VOICE: Untill A) You all die B)I say so
MINERVA: (sarcastic) What Joy
VOICE: Any other Questions? Good! Onto you're first Fic!
A stack of parchment appears infront of Parvati. She picks it up and reads:
***When Lip Gloss Attacks by: anonamus****
SIURIS: Whats lip gloss?
HERMIONE: Girl muggle thing
SIRUIS: Oh
***On dey Hermeohne wahuz wahlking dowhn the hall wif Hairry
and Rom. ***
MALFOY: Imagine that... Hairry
HERMIONE: Hermeohne?
HARRY: Hey!
RON: What is Whif?
MINERVA: I think they ment WITH, Weasly.
RON: Oh.
*** And then, they wuz whalking and then Hermoninny founded
a tube of (pineapple!)LIPGLOSS! ***
HERMIONE: It's Hermione! Capital H-E-R-M-I-O-N-E! Why do they
keep chaning my name?
PARVATI: Pineapple? that was random...
***Then Hermininny took the tube of LIPGLOSS and took the cap
thing off, and hit everybody on the head with it! Even Draco Malfoy,
her true love! ***
MALFOY: Mudblood likes me?
HERMIONE, MALFOY: EW!
HERMIONE: I do not! it's just a fic! a bad fic!
***Then, shuddnely wit a big 'BAHOOM' every one she hit blew up!
and then she became Ruler of the world, except she hit every body
in the world except Sihrius, her other one true lohve! (RAINBOW FLOWERS!)
And then they got married and they ruled the world together, but there
wasn't any ppl to rule, but (HIPPEO!) they ruled it anywayz. ***
MINERVA: What is a hippeo?
ALL: ???
SIRUIS: I'm your one true love?
HERMIONE: No.
SIRUIS: Oh.
MALFOY: YOU KILLED ME!
HERMIONE: Yea. too bad I can't for real....
MALFOY: HEY! But I'm your one true love, remeber?
HERMIONE: No you're not.
MALFOY: so you don't think i'm sexy?
HERMIONE: NO. i think you're a basterd
MINERVA, SIRIUS: GRANGER!/Hermione! Watch your language!
***END***
ALL: sigh of relif
***OR IS IT?***
ALL: UH OH
*** NOPE! SIRUIS KILLS HERMIONE, AND ELOPES TO AMERICA WITH
VOLDIE!***
SIRIUS: NO! What happend to Hermione? I'm gay and with Voldemort
and in the same sentance! no!
RON: YOU, YOU SAID HIS NAME!
MALFOY: (in Ron's Ear) Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort!
RON: make him stop!
MINERVA: 10 Points from Slytherin
MALFOY: For what?
MINERVA: for being an asshole. now shut it before I take more!
HERMIONE, RON, HARRY, MALFOY, PARVATI,SIRIUS: Professor!/McGonagall!
MINERVA: What?
VOICE: Hello, my pretties! Did you enjoy your fic?
ALL: NO
VOICE: Well, there are many more where that came from!
ALL: groan
VOICE: Well, one of you are going to get to leave!
RON: Only one?!
VOICE: YUP!
ALL: WELL WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS IT?
VOICE: Well isn't somebody anxious...
ALL: URGH!
VOICE: It's (drum roll please.....) PARVATI!
ALL BUT PARVATI: groan
PARVATI: YEA!
Parvati disappears with a, well with no sound.
VOICE: I'll be back later with a new fic!
ALL: graon
A/N: So, how'd you like it? I need some bad fics so send them to ChibiFrogGy@aol.com with your bad fic(s)! Please put the subject 'badfic: FIC TITLE HERE, or else it will get deleted. I get too much junk mail, and if it doesn't have that as the subject, I'll delete it. I'm going to add another person! Who sould it be? Tell Me in your review!
-Voldemort
-Snape
-Gilderoy Lockheart
-Colin Creevy
-Ginny Weasly
-Fred and George Weasly
-Britney Spears
-that gay guy from survivor: austraila i think his name was brendon or bradon or something... he wore a skirt to tribal council....
-other (please specify)
If 2 people get alot of votes, I'll add them both! Well, what are you waiting for? Hit that review button!
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Disclamer I do not own Harry Potter (though it would be a nice birthday present) and in no way am I making any money off this.
Claimer:I own the 'mystery characters' that happen to make their way into the theater, unless they are Harry Potter related, or otherwise specified. I also own the idea of 'Twisted Humor Theaters', unless somebody out there, acctoualy has a 'Twisted Humor Theater'. then they own it. And I own my orange soda!
Twisted Humor Theaters Presents: Harry Potter Mystery Theater
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------
Harry, Ron and Hermione were just about to go into the great hall, when suddenly they found themselves in a rather bright orange room. The entrace to the great hall had obviously been some kind of teleport to this strange room. As they looked around, they found the whole room was bright orange with a fish tank with (you guessed it) orange water, an orange refigerator filled with orange soda and orange chocolate bars. There was a orange coffe table and 12 tie-dye bean bag chairs. (Hey, there has to be some color other than orange in the room...). In 4 of the chairs were Malfoy, McGonagall, Siruis, and Parvati Patail. Hermione, Ron and Harry grabbed a bean bag each and sat.
MALFOY: Alright, Potter! Why the bloody hell are we here?
POTTER: How in the hell would I know?! I was just walking into the Great Hall, and suddenly I get thrown into a bright orange room with... with... YOU!
MALFOY: For once, Potter, our stories match
Then, a voice (from the sound of it, comming from the celing) spoke. I have gatherd you 7 is it 7? Potter, Malfoy, Weasly, Granger, McGonagall, Black, Patail.. yea, well I've gatherd you 7 here to read the dreaded bad fics!
HERMIONE: OH SHIT!
ALL (EXCEPT HERMIONE): What the hell are bad fics?
HERMIONE: They're stories muggles write about us, and the post on this thing called the internet. They use the internet to interact with people from all over the world. I've read some of them... It's bloody humiliating what they do to us... Pairing Malfoy and Harry, Harry and Ron, Me and Malfoy, Me and Snape! It's disgusting! And those are the 'Good' fics! the bad fics are fics that the author has poorly written, (obviously) and, well it's horrible beyond words!
BLACK: (sarcastic) How fun! and just HOW long are we gonna be stuck here?
VOICE: Untill A) You all die B)I say so
MINERVA: (sarcastic) What Joy
VOICE: Any other Questions? Good! Onto you're first Fic!
A stack of parchment appears infront of Parvati. She picks it up and reads:
***When Lip Gloss Attacks by: anonamus****
SIURIS: Whats lip gloss?
HERMIONE: Girl muggle thing
SIRUIS: Oh
***On dey Hermeohne wahuz wahlking dowhn the hall wif Hairry
and Rom. ***
MALFOY: Imagine that... Hairry
HERMIONE: Hermeohne?
HARRY: Hey!
RON: What is Whif?
MINERVA: I think they ment WITH, Weasly.
RON: Oh.
*** And then, they wuz whalking and then Hermoninny founded
a tube of (pineapple!)LIPGLOSS! ***
HERMIONE: It's Hermione! Capital H-E-R-M-I-O-N-E! Why do they
keep chaning my name?
PARVATI: Pineapple? that was random...
***Then Hermininny took the tube of LIPGLOSS and took the cap
thing off, and hit everybody on the head with it! Even Draco Malfoy,
her true love! ***
MALFOY: Mudblood likes me?
HERMIONE, MALFOY: EW!
HERMIONE: I do not! it's just a fic! a bad fic!
***Then, shuddnely wit a big 'BAHOOM' every one she hit blew up!
and then she became Ruler of the world, except she hit every body
in the world except Sihrius, her other one true lohve! (RAINBOW FLOWERS!)
And then they got married and they ruled the world together, but there
wasn't any ppl to rule, but (HIPPEO!) they ruled it anywayz. ***
MINERVA: What is a hippeo?
ALL: ???
SIRUIS: I'm your one true love?
HERMIONE: No.
SIRUIS: Oh.
MALFOY: YOU KILLED ME!
HERMIONE: Yea. too bad I can't for real....
MALFOY: HEY! But I'm your one true love, remeber?
HERMIONE: No you're not.
MALFOY: so you don't think i'm sexy?
HERMIONE: NO. i think you're a basterd
MINERVA, SIRIUS: GRANGER!/Hermione! Watch your language!
***END***
ALL: sigh of relif
***OR IS IT?***
ALL: UH OH
*** NOPE! SIRUIS KILLS HERMIONE, AND ELOPES TO AMERICA WITH
VOLDIE!***
SIRIUS: NO! What happend to Hermione? I'm gay and with Voldemort
and in the same sentance! no!
RON: YOU, YOU SAID HIS NAME!
MALFOY: (in Ron's Ear) Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort!
RON: make him stop!
MINERVA: 10 Points from Slytherin
MALFOY: For what?
MINERVA: for being an asshole. now shut it before I take more!
HERMIONE, RON, HARRY, MALFOY, PARVATI,SIRIUS: Professor!/McGonagall!
MINERVA: What?
VOICE: Hello, my pretties! Did you enjoy your fic?
ALL: NO
VOICE: Well, there are many more where that came from!
ALL: groan
VOICE: Well, one of you are going to get to leave!
RON: Only one?!
VOICE: YUP!
ALL: WELL WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS IT?
VOICE: Well isn't somebody anxious...
ALL: URGH!
VOICE: It's (drum roll please.....) PARVATI!
ALL BUT PARVATI: groan
PARVATI: YEA!
Parvati disappears with a, well with no sound.
VOICE: I'll be back later with a new fic!
ALL: graon
A/N: So, how'd you like it? I need some bad fics so send them to ChibiFrogGy@aol.com with your bad fic(s)! Please put the subject 'badfic: FIC TITLE HERE, or else it will get deleted. I get too much junk mail, and if it doesn't have that as the subject, I'll delete it. I'm going to add another person! Who sould it be? Tell Me in your review!
-Voldemort
-Snape
-Gilderoy Lockheart
-Colin Creevy
-Ginny Weasly
-Fred and George Weasly
-Britney Spears
-that gay guy from survivor: austraila i think his name was brendon or bradon or something... he wore a skirt to tribal council....
-other (please specify)
If 2 people get alot of votes, I'll add them both! Well, what are you waiting for? Hit that review button!
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