Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight series or AIM…. and some of the usernames I actually stole from the internet (and my sister) –Gasp-
AIM Usernames
ChillBells – Bella
Cullenluv –Esme
yermom1013 – Emmett
Doctordude – Carlisle
iloveawkward – Jasper
gaymensparkle – Edward (Before you freak out it's a little joke that will probably only last through this chapter. Also before any accusations… Emmett made me do it!)
littlecutie20 – Alice
blondbeauty – Rosalie
ChillBells has entered the chat room
gaymensparkle has entered the chat room
yermom1013 has entered the chat room
ChillBells – Umm, is there something you're not telling me Edward?
gaymensparkle – What do you mean – OH MY CARLSILE! Emmett what did you do?!
yermom1013 – It's okay Edward. We all accept your problem. Bella have you ever thought about dating Mike Newton?
ChillBells – Well, occasionally… I mean, if Edward is gay, a threesome…
gaymensparkle – I'M NOT GAY!
yermom1013 – Screen names don't lie Edward. They don't lie.
gaymensparkle – Emmett hacked my account and changed my screen name!
yermom1013 – Umm…… YER MOM
gaymensparkle – Very mature Emmett
ChillBells – Look who's talking…..
gaymensparkle – What's that supposed to mean?
iloveawkward has entered the chat room
ChillBells – Well, come on. You're throwing a huge fit because someone called you gay
yermom1013 - -cough- Cause he is –cough-
iloveawkward – Edward's gay? Huh, should've seen that coming
gaymensparkle – JASPER! Leave!
iloveawkward – But this is so awkward… I love awkward. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling
yermom1013 – I get that feeling when I pee in my pants
gaymensparkle – You pee your pants! Ha! That's worse than being gay! Not that I am…
yermom1013 – I-I th-thought you w-w-would be supportive Edward –begins to cry-
iloveawkward – NO!! That fuzzy feeling was replaced with some crap! Dammit Edward!
ChillBells – Edward!
gaymensparkle- B-but he called me gay! If I had a huge fit you wouldn't have punished him!
ChillBells – That's because he's an idiot and doesn't know any better!
yermom1013 - -sniff- Yeah!
iloveawkward- Yeah!
yermom1013 – Why are you so afraid to love me Edward?
gaymensparkle - BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY!
gaymensparkle is away
ChillBells – Oh I am so closing the window on his hand tonight
iloveawkward – You go girl!
ChillBells – Edward! Come back!
Auto Response from gaymensparkle: Go to hell Bella
ChillBells – Edward Anthony Mason Cullen you are going to wish you were gay when I'm done with you tonight!
iloveawkward – Should I quote you on that?
ChillBells – Yes, yes you should.
ChillBells is away
A/N: Edward's in trouble!! To al you men out there, DO NOT PISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND OFF! Bad things happen. Bad, bad things. Review if you want me to continue, I might let Edward survive the night unscathed. Ooh unscathed that's a big word! I finished Breaking Dawn and it is so awesome! The first chapters alone were totally unexpected. I mean, that thing keeps me off drugs! Also I like making the gray line thingies :)