Russel dragged his hedgehog paws, leaving a line in the snow, his hope melting with the snowflakes that landed on his head. He shivered so feverishly that he couldn't hold a hot mug of coffee even if he tried really hard without it spilling all over him and burning him. The pain from that burn would be uncomparable to the burning in his heart and nethers from the absence of Penny Ling in the daycare. After his owner was found dead in Miami after a nice vacation, he decided to risk the rest of his life to be with his true love, who moved away less than a week ago. Thanks to the hole in his heart from his owner's untimely demise and the gaping ravine from Penny's moving away, he decided that Downtown City had no longer any way to bring a smile onto his hedgey face anymore. He swore his spikes were grey from the stress and heartache, so he decided to do something about it: Find Penny ling and fuck her for three days straight at least. Although the quest seemed not too hard at first, for Mrs. Twombly had luckily invested in opening a second store run by Mrs. Chomby, her best friend from high school, which Penny Ling now stayed at during the day, meaning she had to live nearby, the idea of finally burying his hot cinnamon roll into Penny's sweet, soft nethers seemed hard to achieve, almost dreamlike. His once hard determination and spaghetti sauce were both now limp. He had wandered the streets of UpCity Town since dawn, he had seen Penny get picked up (and gotten quite hard by her tight panda ass) and he had watched the truck drive away, but he had not been fast nor smart enough to catch up to the truck. Undoubtedly Penny was now comfy in her bed, sleeping or jacking the night away, without a hot hedge "hog" to keep her company. Russel was about to give up and go back to Downtown, maybe pursue another pet at the camp. He heard a soft voice catch in the chilly wind. Russel stopped dead in his tracks and tried to tune in. His ears were bright red from the cold and were completely numb, so he tried to wonder whether he convinced himself he was hearing Penny or if it was true and that the steps to being a better you were right within his grap (Step one: Fuck for three days straight). He heard the sound again, louder this time, and started to wander to where he thought he heard the noise. It brought him around corners, through alleys, and over buildings. He finally stopped in front of a large apartment building with a window cracked open slightly. Warm was radiating from the crack in the window, melting the snow on the ledge and hardening his slimy enchilada. Russel hopped up onto a bush (Markiplier: Thts not how that works Me: *shoots cock blaster* Shut up sexy! =w=) to get a closer look, taking great care not to fall inside. He saw a purple wall, a small bowl of cookies, and a purple foot. His ears, now stinging as he felt hot blood rush into them, perked up and he tried to listen to the sounds, to determine if he was really at the house of Penne Pasta. In trying to listen so hard, he fell right into the window. (Jacksepticeye: Oh no! :c I want to fall into markipliers window Markiplier; OOHHHHGHCG me: AHAHHHHHH) He landed with a thump right onto a panda, his lips against theirs, groin against groin. He was pushed onto the floor as the panda sat up. "BURGALAR!" Penny Ling Shrieked. "W-what?" Russel was dazed, having the wind knocked out of him and the frozen precum stuck in the shaft of his Energizer Battery melted. (Markiplier: GEHGGUFH thats kinda gross me : AHHHHHHHHHHH *shoots with yaoiz gun*