At a zoo; Goldar and Rito left the place with tons of animal hair.
"Yes, with all this animal hair, we'll be able to create an animal hybrid like no other." said Goldar.
Riot laughed.
"You said it Goldar old friend." said The Yokai Skeleton.
However; a bunch of laser blasts hit the ground close to the two.
The two monsters turned to see Meek in his current Bounty Hunter outfit and Sonic.
"It'll be a crime against nature." said Sonic.
Goldar became mad.
"What the f-"Goldar said before being hit in the face by a repulsor ray.
Meek pointed to Lola and Lana Loud who were sitting on a park bench.
"We're on baby sitting duty." said Meek.
Goldar nodded.
"What the freak are you doing here?" said Goldar.
"Putting an end to your scheme." said Sonic.
Rito growled.
"As if." said Rito.
The two villains drew out their swords before charging at the heroes.
Sonic made his own Excalibur appear before turning into Excalibur Sonic and clashing it with Goldar's sword.
Rito slashed at Meek who just blocked the sword with his right arm.
The twins yawned at this.
"Boring." said Lana.
"Agreed." said Lola.
However; a laser blast from Goldar wound up hitting the pageant Loud's hair, scorching it a bit.
She became shocked.
"My hair, he shot my hair." said Lola.
Sonic and Meek backed away, confusing the villains.
"Why're you backing away?" said Rito.
Lola then leaped on Goldar and started beating him to a bloody pulp.
"YOU RUINED MY HAIR, I'LL KILL YOU!" yelled Lola.
Meek pushed a button on his helmet and started recording the whole thing.
"This is going straight on Youtube, Flying Monkey from Wizard of Oz and Jack Skellington's cousin get the snot beaten out of them by a little girl." said Meek.
Later; Mesogog was watching the video on Youtube and became mad before turning around.
"You let a little six year old girl kick your asses?" said Mesogog.
Goldar and Rito who were in full body casts muttered stuff.
"I don't care if she's the spawn of Chuck Norris, this is an embarrassment to the villain community." said Mesogog.
He turned back to the computer.
"In fact this is so embarrassing that the whole video has already received 2.6 billion views, most of them likes while it only had one dislike." said Mesogog.
He became confused
"Who were those Likes and the Dislike?" Mesogog asked.
On Mobius; Bill was watching the video and clicked on the like icon.
"Like." said Bill.
Back on Earth; Scrooge McDuck was watching the video and clicked the like icon.
"Like." said Scrooge.
With the Lightning Bolt Society; the group was watching the video and groaned.
"This is terrible." said Willy Walrus.
He then clicked on the dislike icon.
"Dislike." said Willy.
Back in Mesogog's base; he shook his head.
"In fact, who cares?" said Mesogog, "Pretty sure every hero liked it obviously."
"You're right and I liked it to." said Batja who came in.
Mesogog grabbed a hammer and tossed it on Batja's head, knocking him out.
The dinosaur then pulled out a bucket and mop before tossing them over to the knocked out Batja.
"I'm demoting you to scrub bat third class, when you regain consciousness go mop up the dungeon." said Mesogog.
He turned back to Goldar and Rito.
"At least tell me you got the animal hair." said Mesogog.
The two minions managed to whistle underneath their bandages.
The Foot Minions came in with a bucket full of animal hair and Mesogog is shocked.
"Impressive." said Mesogog.
He looked in the bucket but only saw mouse hair.
"Mice? I can't create a mouse monster to stop those do gooders. What's it going to do, nibble their toes to death?" said Mesogog.
He groaned.
"I can't think right now, I need to use the bathroom." said Mesogog.
He walked over to the bathroom and opened the door to see Frieza in his final form on the toilet.
The alien became shocked.
"Doesn't anyone knock anymore, it's very rude." said Frieza.
Mesogog became shocked.
"Oh sorry about that." said Mesogog.
He closed the door before realizing something.
"Hey wait a minute." said Mesogog.
He opened the door to see Frieza still on the toilet.
"You better not be here to clog my toilet trespasser." said Mesogog.
Frieza smirked.
"Don't worry I won't." He said.
"Just out of curiosity, how did you get in here anyways?" said Mesogog.
Frieza pointed to a huge hole in the wall, shocking the dinosaur.
"There goes my security deposit." said Mesogog.
"I could help, why don't you make a clone of someone?" said Frieza.
Mesogog did some thinking and smirked.
"Okay, boy's cut off this trespasser's tail." said Mesogog.
Frieza became shocked.
"Wait what?" said Frieza.
The foot soldiers grabbed Frieza before one of them cut his tail off with a sword.
The alien screamed in pain.
"Why must everyone always cut off my tail?" said Frieza, "I'm not a goddamn lizard."
"Who cares." said Mesogog.
He grabbed the severed tail and placed it in a machine.
A bunch of wiring sounds were heard before a door opened up and smoke came out, followed by a being who looked like Frieza, but with green skin on the head that formed a piece sign.
"Wow man, this is very trippy." the alien clone said sound like Pax the Florauna.
Everyone became shocked.
"WHERE DID I GO WRONG!?" yelled Mesogog.
The alien burped, accidentally blaster Batja awake who then ran off with the mop and bucket.
"I'LL GET STARTED ON THE DUNGEON!" yelled Batja.
Mesogog chuckled.
"What a relief." said Mesogog.
The new alien looked around the place.
"Groovy." said the alien.
Frieza looked at the alien.
"I want you to go out and cause tons of destruction." said Frieza.
The alien became confused.
"Why would I want to do that?" said the alien.
Outside Mesogog's base; the alien was kicked out the front door by Mesogog.
"And don't come back until you bring home a severed head." Mesogog said before closing the door.
The Clone just scratched his head.
"What's Lizardude's deal?" asked the clone.