A.N.: These were written by me at a sleepover right after I had pizza, cake, and two fizzie pops. Yes, I am aware how violent it is, but I thought I'd publish it for the heck of it. I ask that you not send negative reviews.

Disclaimer: These lyrics were written by a third-party person who remains unaffiliated with Hannah Montanna, Miley Cyrus, or other such persons. I ask that you not sue me.

I bring my fist down on you, and I'm ready to maim

I have hair that will never be tamed

I knew you were something dreadful

When you first spoke my name

Now I won't be late to hit you again

I've got a way of knowing that something ain't right

I feel we were enemies in another life

'Cause I felt a surge of anger when you looked in my eyes

I know you would hate to get hit again

The last time I flipped out

I knocked you to the ground

You st-st-stuttered when you asked what that was all about

I gave you a nosebleed

You asked what's wrong with me

My best friend Lesley said "You go get 'im, Miley"

The next time you go out

I will kill you myself

My mind won't rest 'till then

Woh woh I

I can't wait to hit you again

I got this awful feeling, deep inside

When you dialed nine-one-one late last night

I'm not a mind reader but I'm reading the signs

That you don't want me to strike again

The last time I flipped out

I forced you to the ground

You stuttered when you asked "Wh-what the heck was that about?"

I forced you to your knees

You asked what's wrong with me

My best friend Lesley said "Oh, you look out for Miley"

The next time you go out

I will kill you myself

My mind won't rest 'till then

Woh woh I

I can't wait to hit you again

I bring my fist down on you and I'm ready to maim

The last time I flipped out

I tried to knock you out

You stuttered when you asked "What the heck is this all about?"

I pinned you to a tree

You asked what's wrong with me

My best friend Lesley said "You'd best beware of Miley"

When the jail lets me out

I will kill you myself

I will have peace at that

Woh woh I

I can't wait 'till you're dead at last

Woh woh I

I'll be so glad when you're dead at last