$$$Priceless$$$
Read First: This is just something that me and my friends, ok ok, my friends and I were working on, (my friends mostly), and I posted it.
I don't own any1 from Smallville, but am allowed to insult them if I want 2, hey, we live in America, if u don't like it, then move 2 Alabama.:). im just kidding, some of my best friends are from Alabama, like Scout Finch.:).
I also don't work with or own the Mastercard Company. Hey, I don't even own a credit card. But I do watch Tv and love those Mastercard commercials with the $$Priceless$$ stuff, but thought that it would be even better if there was a little bit of Smallville in it. Hey, Smallville works with everything doesn't it?
So here it is, review if u know some stuff that will make it better:
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Lana: Lacy bra- $25
Cup thrown at Lex- $10
Developing pictures of her dead parents- $8
Getting turned down by clark whitney and lex all in the same day- priceless
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Victoria: Slutty Dress: 50$
Water Bra: 35$
Condom: 6.50$
Getting Called a Whore on International TV by a Bald Guy: Priceless
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Chloe: New camera- $36
New laptop- $1,000
Coffee for one week- $5,487.43 (plus tax)
Waking up from a trance with Clarks chewing gum in ure mouth- priceless
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(The part with lex has some things that haven't been put on the show yet but really should be, sorry about that Alabama part, seriously. It is all my crazy friend's idea :P)
Lex: Rogaine- $3.00
Alabama- $0.50
A new car- $2,000,000
Kryptonite Kosher Chiken nuggets- $3.50
Seeing lana strip and clark barely looking- Priceless
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Pete: Stuff broken in Hamiltons lab: $200
Apple Scented Colonge for date with Jodi: $25
Bribing the producers to get more than 3 lines per episode- $800
Being the only black guy in a small midwestern town- priceless
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Whitney: New hair cut- $15
Sexy sunglasses- $32
Steriods- $45 (street value)
Having a Girlfriend who Flaunts it but wont give it up- Priceless
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Clark: Flannel Shirt- $10
Telescope- $89.99
Lana's birthday present- $24
Talking to Lex about Trojans- priceless
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Jonathan: Same Flannel Shirt in large- $16
Good ol' Boys CD- $4
1 Milk from the other farm- $2.99 (poor poor cows)
Saving a stranger from a burning truck without any emotion- Priceless
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Martha: Cookies- $5
Red hair dye- $11.99
Counciling lessons- $200 an hour
Pa Kent pinching your a$$(:)) in front of SuperSon-Priceless
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Theres somethings $money$ cant buy, for everything else, There's Smallville:).
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These are pretty good, but review and tell me, us, what else 2 put, u can tell that there are some people left out and some spaces missing. If u are insulted or anything by 1 of these then just tell me, don't track me down and run me over with your truck or anything.(, thank you.
Read First: This is just something that me and my friends, ok ok, my friends and I were working on, (my friends mostly), and I posted it.
I don't own any1 from Smallville, but am allowed to insult them if I want 2, hey, we live in America, if u don't like it, then move 2 Alabama.:). im just kidding, some of my best friends are from Alabama, like Scout Finch.:).
I also don't work with or own the Mastercard Company. Hey, I don't even own a credit card. But I do watch Tv and love those Mastercard commercials with the $$Priceless$$ stuff, but thought that it would be even better if there was a little bit of Smallville in it. Hey, Smallville works with everything doesn't it?
So here it is, review if u know some stuff that will make it better:
------------------
Lana: Lacy bra- $25
Cup thrown at Lex- $10
Developing pictures of her dead parents- $8
Getting turned down by clark whitney and lex all in the same day- priceless
-----------------
Victoria: Slutty Dress: 50$
Water Bra: 35$
Condom: 6.50$
Getting Called a Whore on International TV by a Bald Guy: Priceless
------------
Chloe: New camera- $36
New laptop- $1,000
Coffee for one week- $5,487.43 (plus tax)
Waking up from a trance with Clarks chewing gum in ure mouth- priceless
--------------
(The part with lex has some things that haven't been put on the show yet but really should be, sorry about that Alabama part, seriously. It is all my crazy friend's idea :P)
Lex: Rogaine- $3.00
Alabama- $0.50
A new car- $2,000,000
Kryptonite Kosher Chiken nuggets- $3.50
Seeing lana strip and clark barely looking- Priceless
----------------
Pete: Stuff broken in Hamiltons lab: $200
Apple Scented Colonge for date with Jodi: $25
Bribing the producers to get more than 3 lines per episode- $800
Being the only black guy in a small midwestern town- priceless
---------------
Whitney: New hair cut- $15
Sexy sunglasses- $32
Steriods- $45 (street value)
Having a Girlfriend who Flaunts it but wont give it up- Priceless
---------------
Clark: Flannel Shirt- $10
Telescope- $89.99
Lana's birthday present- $24
Talking to Lex about Trojans- priceless
---------------
Jonathan: Same Flannel Shirt in large- $16
Good ol' Boys CD- $4
1 Milk from the other farm- $2.99 (poor poor cows)
Saving a stranger from a burning truck without any emotion- Priceless
-----------------
Martha: Cookies- $5
Red hair dye- $11.99
Counciling lessons- $200 an hour
Pa Kent pinching your a$$(:)) in front of SuperSon-Priceless
-----------------
Theres somethings $money$ cant buy, for everything else, There's Smallville:).
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These are pretty good, but review and tell me, us, what else 2 put, u can tell that there are some people left out and some spaces missing. If u are insulted or anything by 1 of these then just tell me, don't track me down and run me over with your truck or anything.(, thank you.