What Really Happened On Namek
Setting:
Goku has just yelled at Gohan and forced him to leave Namek with Bulma and Piccolo, and to forget about him. Now the final battle between Goku and Freiza begins.
Story:
" Freiza I won't let you do this, because I am good, nightmare to you, because you are evil and I will destroy you and that is your nightmare." Goku said while staring eye to eye with Freiza.
"Umm, is this going any where? I mean you only have fifteen minutes until the planet blows…Monkey!" Freiza said with a wide grin on his face. " Ha, Ha, Ha, monkey, I crack myself up!!!"
" Huh? I don't get it?" Goku said while scratching his head. " Why did you call me a monkey?"
"Because all you dirty little Saiyans have monkey tails, that makes you a monkey!! Monkey!" Freiza said then he shot an energy blast at Goku, but missed badly.
"But I don't have a tail. I had it removed when I was a kid. Here see," Goku announced as he pulled down his and mooned Freiza, " no tail, just butt."
" Uhg! Put that thing away!" Freiza said as he shielded his eyes from Goku's bottom "Hurry up only twenty minutes until the planet becomes dust!!"
"Okay." Goku said and they started fighting. They fought for about thirty minutes until Goku stopped. " Hey Freiza didn't you say we only had twenty minutes until the planet blew up?"
" Yes I did, your down to ten now! Come on, lets fight, I'm only using ninety percent of my energy, what do you say about that?!!!" Freiza said with a funny look on his face. " So come on, unless you're scared I might beat you up, Monkey!!!"
"Okay Monkey!" Goku said, looking quite proud of himself.
"Whaaaaa? Why did you call me a monkey?"
" Well because you have a tail too." Goku said and pointed to the long white tail.
" That's different, my tail isn't furry and ugly like a Saiyan tail. Instead it's slender, long, not too narrow and not too wide." Freiza was saying this while he stroked his tail lovingly. " A Saiyan could only dream to have a tail this sleek, this powerful, this perfect!"
"Umm, okay, why don't you two go get a room together, I can't even stand to watch you two for another minute." Goku said as he now started to shun his eyes from Freiza and the tail.
"Oh I umm, what I meant to say was only eighteen minutes left, Monkey!!!" Freiza said with a look of shock on his face, as if he had just been pulled from a very good dream.
" Freiza, do you know how to count? First you say we have 15 min. then we have 20, then 10 and now 18? Do you even know how long we have been fighting for? 40 minutes." Goku said pointing to his watch.
"Look, I don't really know how to count nor do I know how long it will be till this stupid planet will take to blow up. I do know however that you're a monkey and I am not, ha ha ha. Oh yeah, and I know how to do this!" just then Freiza makes a double destructo-disc and hurled them both at Goku. Goku dodged them both and redirected them at Freiza chopping him into several pieces.
The End!
Setting:
Goku has just yelled at Gohan and forced him to leave Namek with Bulma and Piccolo, and to forget about him. Now the final battle between Goku and Freiza begins.
Story:
" Freiza I won't let you do this, because I am good, nightmare to you, because you are evil and I will destroy you and that is your nightmare." Goku said while staring eye to eye with Freiza.
"Umm, is this going any where? I mean you only have fifteen minutes until the planet blows…Monkey!" Freiza said with a wide grin on his face. " Ha, Ha, Ha, monkey, I crack myself up!!!"
" Huh? I don't get it?" Goku said while scratching his head. " Why did you call me a monkey?"
"Because all you dirty little Saiyans have monkey tails, that makes you a monkey!! Monkey!" Freiza said then he shot an energy blast at Goku, but missed badly.
"But I don't have a tail. I had it removed when I was a kid. Here see," Goku announced as he pulled down his and mooned Freiza, " no tail, just butt."
" Uhg! Put that thing away!" Freiza said as he shielded his eyes from Goku's bottom "Hurry up only twenty minutes until the planet becomes dust!!"
"Okay." Goku said and they started fighting. They fought for about thirty minutes until Goku stopped. " Hey Freiza didn't you say we only had twenty minutes until the planet blew up?"
" Yes I did, your down to ten now! Come on, lets fight, I'm only using ninety percent of my energy, what do you say about that?!!!" Freiza said with a funny look on his face. " So come on, unless you're scared I might beat you up, Monkey!!!"
"Okay Monkey!" Goku said, looking quite proud of himself.
"Whaaaaa? Why did you call me a monkey?"
" Well because you have a tail too." Goku said and pointed to the long white tail.
" That's different, my tail isn't furry and ugly like a Saiyan tail. Instead it's slender, long, not too narrow and not too wide." Freiza was saying this while he stroked his tail lovingly. " A Saiyan could only dream to have a tail this sleek, this powerful, this perfect!"
"Umm, okay, why don't you two go get a room together, I can't even stand to watch you two for another minute." Goku said as he now started to shun his eyes from Freiza and the tail.
"Oh I umm, what I meant to say was only eighteen minutes left, Monkey!!!" Freiza said with a look of shock on his face, as if he had just been pulled from a very good dream.
" Freiza, do you know how to count? First you say we have 15 min. then we have 20, then 10 and now 18? Do you even know how long we have been fighting for? 40 minutes." Goku said pointing to his watch.
"Look, I don't really know how to count nor do I know how long it will be till this stupid planet will take to blow up. I do know however that you're a monkey and I am not, ha ha ha. Oh yeah, and I know how to do this!" just then Freiza makes a double destructo-disc and hurled them both at Goku. Goku dodged them both and redirected them at Freiza chopping him into several pieces.
The End!