I thought about doing this short after having this long writer's cramp for my Kingdom Hearts stories. I got the idea from a Carnival Cruises commercial that I saw and can't stop watching because it was too funny. It'll be a small series on all the bad vacations the apprentices went on with Master Eraqus. Okay, I own nothing, not even the computer at my university's library that I typed this on.

-miano53

Bad Vacations: Camping Terrors

On the cruise ship, Valendia…

Aqua and Terra looked out at the sea, wearing their summer attire. Ven, in swimming trunks, ran past the two and headed for the pool. Master Eraqus, however, went out on a date with one of the women on the ship.

At peace, Aqua said, "This is so much better than that trip we went on last year…"

Terra immediately tensed up as he remembered what happened…and why they were forbidden from talking about it.

Last year, the Enchanted Dominion, forest…

Terra, Aqua, Ven and Eraqus were sitting around a campfire and were grilling when they heard the sound of growling. Terra turned around and said, "Hello?"

The four saw that three bears had come out of the forest to…"greet" them. "AAHHH!" everyone screamed, bolting for the cabin and taking the cooler of food with them.

Inside, Eraqus locked the door and the bears started clawing at the windows and doors. "Aah!" Aqua screamed, face twisting in a grimace.

Terra pulled out some beef jerky, threw it out of a window and started screaming, "TAKE THE BEEF JERKY! TAKE THE FRIKEN BEEF JERKY! NOT ME! TAKE THE BEEF JERKY!"

Ven immediately grabbed the cooler and screamed, "Throw the food out the window! THROW THE FOOD OUT THE WINDOW!"

"AAH!" Terra and Aqua screamed, holding each other and crying.

Ven and Eraqus threw the food out the window and the bears began to claw at it. As they were distracted, Eraqus opened up a corridor of light and the four rushed through. When it closed, one of the bears thought, 'We were just trying to say "hello".'

Present day…

Terra looked at Aqua and said, "Never again…" The two then saw that poor Ven had ricocheted off of the water slide and flew straight into the ocean.

"VEN!" the two screamed.

Wow. The apprentices can never get a break with me. Okay, so if you all can send me stories of horrible vacations, that'll be great. I'll just use it in this little short story.