16 Ways to Annoy Anakin Skywalker
Disclaimer: I do not own star wars. Nor do I own the song That Anakin Guy by weird al Yankovich
1. Hum the Imperial March in his ear.
2.When he asks what your humming tell him it's his future theme song.
3. Sing
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader some day later
Now he's just a small fry
He left his home and kissed
His mommy Goodbye saying
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
To the tune of American pie
4. Lick your palm, shove it in his face and say I have the force
5. Say did you know that the senator of Nabbo is married?! To a Jedi!!!!
6. Start dropping hints that it's obi-wan.
7. Laugh at his reaction.
8. Start doing cheesy dance moves.
9. When he asks what your doing say " oh just practicing the dance for our wedding."
10. Go up behind him and kiss him.
11. When he turns around say, "Oops sorry that was for Luke not you."
12. Run in and say "the urgals are coming the Urgals are coming" look around and say oops wrong story."
13. Fiddle around with his metal arm while he's asleep.
14. When it short circuits blame it on Yoda.
15. Go in really close to his face while he's asleep and wake him up.
16. Again laugh at his reaction.
Well that's the end. Reviews would be appreciated. Constructive criticism is welcome
Signed
Sock Monkeys