Do NOT Own…
"Sasuke! Izuri's crying, could you give her a bottle and feed her?"
"Hn." He sighs and gets up noticing the amused smirk on his best friends' faces. He scooped the crying child up from her crib in the room she shared with her fraternal twin brother. Giving her the bottle Sakura had handed him he walked over to the other side of the room to make sure that Yusuke was still asleep and then headed downstairs. As he walked back into the living room, he carefully plopped back onto the recliner and looked up to see his best friends' almost laughing faces.
"Dude, you're so whipped!" Neji, Shikamaru, Naruto, Kiba, and Suigetsu all shouted. He raised an eyebrow as if to say 'What the fuck are you talking about?'
"All she has to do is look at you to get your to do what she wants." Neji and Shikamaru answered his questioning look.
"Teme, you're scared shitless of Sakura-chan!"
"For once I agree with Naruto, dude, she so wears the pants in your relationship." Kiba added in mock solemnity.
"Sasuke," Suigetsu patted his knew, obviously ignoring his glare "dude, she practically has a leash on your balls, that's how whipped you are." He shook his head at Sasuke, barely stifling his laughter.
"Hn," he shrugged "I may be whipped," he snorted "but am I the one staying at my best friend's place because my girl got mad at me and told me to make use of my," he quoted one of his wife's best friend, Karin's (a.k.a Suigetsu's girl) " 'useless hands'". He looked at their glaring faces "Hn, I didn't think so." With that he got up to put a sleeping Izuri back in her crib, and if Sakura was in the mood, maybe they could…