Leland here, I'm just sticking my hand in the one-shot bucket. This is just a very random, very short one-shot. I was bored and playing with my toaster when I was run over by plot bunnies on motorcycles. I still have the marks. I'm thinking that the characters are a bit OOC, but I'm sorry about that. Also Bakura has his own body so this fic is slightly AU. THERE IS A BOY ON BOY RELATIONSHIP IN THIS, SO IF YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC THEN DON'T READ OR FLAME! YOU DID READ THE SUMMARY DID YOU NOT? IT SAYS YAOI!!! People who love yaoi, you are my new best friends! smiles
Disclaimer- I don't own YuGiOh. If I did then Ryou and Bakura would have more screen time and they would be screwing like rabbits.
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It was a wonderful day in Domino, Japan. The sun was shining, the birds were singing…
Well at least the ones who weren't near a grumpy 5000-year-old tomb robber were singing.
"Bakura? Did you just send the toaster to the shadow realm?" Ryou asked as he walked into the kitchen.
"What the hell is a toaster!?" Bakura growled as he glared at his hikari.
"You know the toaster. The metal box that youplug into the wall and put your bread in the slots. Then you press the lever down and then your bread will pop up in a few minutes all toasted? Hence why it is called a toaster?" Ryou asked mildly, ignoring the death glare sent his way with practiced ease.
"You mean that stupid-piece-of-shit-box-that-burnt-my-bread?" Bakura asked after sending another two birds and a passing squirrel to the shadow realm.
"Yes Bakura, 'that-stupid-piece-of-shit-box-that-burnt-your-bread.' Did you or did you not send it to the afore mentioned shadow realm?" Ryou asked slightly agettated and it was only 7:03 in the morning.
"Yes, yes I did." Bakura said smirking.
"Well can you bring it back?" Ryou questioned.
"Why?"
"I'm hungry."
"Then have some ceral, hikari."
"But I want toast, which is bread that is toasted in a TOASTER!" Ryou finally yelled at his Yami.
"Are you PMSing?" Bakura asked finally, after starting at his firous light.
"I'm a guy Bakura! What do you think?" Ryou saud through gritted teeth, fighting the urge to hit his yami over the head with a frying pan.
"So you are PMSing. What does that stand for anyways?" Bakura wondered.
"The TOASTER Bakura!" Ryou yelled giving in to the urge of hitting his yami, as he conked him over the head with the nearest frying pan.
After the pounding stopped in Bakuras head he asked, "PMSing stands for the toaster? That's odd, hikari."
"NO!" Ryou growled in frustration.
"Oh, do it again, Ryou." Bakura all but purred.
Ryou looked up startled at the tomb robber sudden change in conversation. "Wah…?"
"It makes me hot!" Bakura smirked as he stalked towards his unmoving hikari.
Before Ryou could move, Bakura quickly grabbed Ryou, ran up the stairs to there bedroom, and slammed the door shut.
Needless to say, Ryou did not get his toast that morning. But he did get something better…
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Please update and tell your thoughts. Thanks! I wrote this quickly so sorry about any spelling or grammar mistakes!