I'll tell you folks a tale about moi and my friends. Most people think we are born from relations of a man and a woman, with me... This is not so. I'm technically a STD as I was spawned from a growth of a man's penis. Not any man's penis, in fact he's not even a man! It was a Horse named Joe. Joe is my dad and Kieren was my mother. (I say 'was' because Kieren had a gender swap not long back and now looks... Well... He still looks somewhat female shrugs but what can I say? He insists that I call him dad these days.)
I'll tell you all about the day I was conceived. One night Joe was doing what he normally doesn't do best in the bedroom with some person called Jenneka, (or Yanika for those people who can't quite say the name properly) Joe was metaphorically sking down the slippery slopes that is Janneka A.K.A. Yanika's breasts. Before Joe reached the ground floor Kieren fell out of the closet across the bedroom, penis in hand... Un-zipped... Ready. Before you can say "Horses have large penises" Joe instantly forgot about Jenneka and galloped over to Keiren like a rampaging bull seeing red. Next thing we know after that is a very sore dick and some crazy ass infection from the severe pounding that he gave to Keiren. Joe went to the doctors and they said they've never seen anything like it and they wished to study it, Joe said "Fuck right off" and promptly left the building. Basically from fucking Kieren up the arse he developed a growth on his bell-end. Eventually the growth dropped off, and I was the end result. I am a walking, talking and a mass producing bell-end. I'm gonna have to be honest, I never really met my mother I've only heard the tales. Joe and Keiren never really did see eye to eye after that.