How all Naruto X High School DXD fan fiction should have gone!

Disclaminer I wrote this story while playing hearthstone on wordpad ( no grammar check on wordpad)

ps. grammar nazi comments will be fucked by stating you are a stupid inbred person and this is the god dam internet where slang is used in every sentence.

Chapter 1. Looks are deceiving

Issei Hyoudou is my name, and I am a well-known pervert. Boobies, butts, the female body, and its entirety. The mere sight of them gets me going. It's my passion; it's my everything. But, due to my passion, I cannot interact well with females. Because they know where I am always looking. If only there was a female who could respect my desires. And that is when it happened one day. I was teleported to some unknown universe. I knew it was a different universe because there was fucking ninjas everywhere. And that was when I met my soul mate.

I was looking at a beautiful long haired blond girl with pig tails from behind, and oh boy did she have an incredible ass. I was waiting behind the bush; hoping to see her turn around, and inspect the front. I needed to know her cup size. When she finally did, it was not within my expectations. There were clouds surrounding her important areas. That was when I went closer, and she turned around. She saw me, but she didn't scream. I went up closer and closer. Then, she waved to me, and said, "Come closer, and have a better look boy."

I WAS SO SHOCKED; I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I WAS FROZEN. DO I GO UP? DO I TRY TO TOUCH HER BOOBS? SHE WAS INVITING ME TO FUCK HER, RIGHT? THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING.

Then, finally my legs began to move. I ran up behind her and dropped my belt. I slide my sacred gear into her butt and began to pound it.

I thrusted into her while being BOOSTED.

BOOSTED BOOSTED

Then, as my sacred gear received additional power my balance breaker was unleased. I started thrusting harder, and harder. BOOST... BOOOST... BOOOOOOOOOST!

WHEN MY JUGGERNAUT DRIVE WAS FINALLY UNLEASHED. MY MAXMIUM POWER WAS UNLEASHED. I began to thrust harder and harder. The girl screamed out in pain, but I just kept going. I knew that she was enjoying it, because she didn't say no.

Then, my Juggernaut Drive reached its climax.

IT EXPLODED! PARTS WENT FLYING EVERYWHERE AND COVERED THE GIRL.

That was when the worse thing had happened.

A cloud of smoke covered the girl, and a ninja boy appeared in her place.

He yelled out, " NOW ITS MY TURN! SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!" and multiple clones of the boy appeared and they grabbed me.

End of Chapter one