Gaara and Naruto take a stroll down the park. They decide to play the game "spot the hobo." It's a game where whenever you spot the hobo you get a point. If you spot a female hobo it's two points. If you spot a hobo in a wheelchair you get four points. And if you spot a midget hobo you win the game.
So the two boys played this game.
"I see one!" yelled Naruto.
"Well I see a female midget hobo in a wheelchair! I WIN!" screamed Gaara as he gave Naruto a wet wily.
Then in the distance Gaara spots the socially retarded Shino.
"Hey Naruto," Gaara said.
"What?" asked Naruto.
"You wanna know what I just thought of?"
"What Gaara?"
"Well you know how Shino is like a bug-boy?"
"Yeah"
"Well I was just thinking that maybe just maybe Shino is spider-man."
"You are a genius! That only makes sense! He always hides his face because he doesn't want anyone to know that he is spider-man!"
"Exactly!"
"We should ask him!"
"We should!"
So the 2 boys ran up to Shino.
"Hey Shino! How is life?" Naruto asked with a smile on his face.
"…….."
"Yeah, how is life treating you?" Gaara repeated the question.
"…….."
"Do you mind if we ask you a question?" asked Naruto.
"……."
"Are you spider-man" they both asked.
"YOU 2 ARE A COUPLE OF BRAINLESS SHITHEADS!" yelled Shino.
Shino then ran away.
"You wanna know something Naruto?"
"What Gaara?"
"I think that's the most Shino has ever said in his life."
"What a socially retarded freak!" Naruto said as the two boys went on playing spot the hobo.
But as they played Shino's spider-senses were tingling.
"There is trouble lurking!" Shino said as he took off his jacket and sun glasses, revealing a spidey suit underneath.
"The village of Konaha needs me!" Shino yelled as he used him web-thingy to swing across buildings.