The Oracle of Delphi

by ShAaNnOn DsOuZa

So basically in this story all the Greek gods get angry and wipe out the human race except for one girl. So she ask Zeus for help and even seeks help from Delphi.And yea the rest is history..

THE ORACLE OF DELPHI

(All the gods were angry so they wiped out the whole human race except for one girl)

Girl:Oh! Zeus if only I could repopulate this

world because I feel all lonely here.

Zeus:I can help you with that

Girl:In giving me company thank you

Zeus:No in repopulating

Girl:No I'm fine alone.

(Girl decided to go to Delphi to solve her problem)

Girl:Hey Delphi

Delphi:Supp?

Girl:Actually I'm all alone here and if-

Delphi: I could repopulate the world and all

that bullshit

Girl:hmm yea

Delphi:Ok as you leave this cave keep

throwing stoned behind for they will

transform into humans but if u look

back the curse will be dispelled.

Girl:ok thanks

Delphi:Now GET OUT!

(The girl throws the first stone behind)

Delphi:Ahh Ouch you crackhead stop

throwing it at me

(The girl looks behind)

Girl:Sorry you called me?

Delphi:Ha guess what?

Girl:Crap...

Delphi:You gonna remain single forever (hahahahaha )