Hey! It's my first time doing a story! Go easy on me! XD

Leo: Hey! Welcome to The Leo and Festus Show on Hephaestus TV! I'm Leo, your host. And this is my friend Festus. *Leo sweeps his arm around in a gesturing motion and Festus roars*

Leo: Well, I think my girlfriend Khione is here somewhere… *looks around the stage*

Khione: *Khione appears in a mini blizzard* Leo! I am NOT your girlfriend!

Leo: Ahhh! There you are! Say hello to our viewers!

Khione: *Rolls eyes and says in a bored voice* Whatever. Hello to our viewers.

Leo: Heh heh. Isn't she cute?

Khione: I am SOO not your girlfriend. I am soo out of here! *disappears in a blinding white flash of light and a swirl of snowflakes.

Khione: *flashes back* I forgot. Leo, I need you to do something for me.

Leo: Anything for you Khione…

Khione: *groans* Whatever. Okay. I need you to torture that Clarrise girl for me. She needs to learn some manners…

Leo: Uhhh… What? Okay! *poofs Clarrise in* Hey Clarrise!

Clarrise: What? STYX! I was just here!

Khione: No… That was PJO PWNED. Really funny stuff.

Clarrise: I knew I saw you in the audience!

Khione: Yeah… Okay! Time to put you in the box.

Leo: Uhmmm… what box?

Khione: *snaps fingers and giant glass box appears* Okay. Clarrise, get into the box.

Clarrise: I know how this is going to go, but no.

Khione: Okay. But you know how this kind of thing goes. *snaps fingers and Clarrise flies into the box*

Clarrise: Ugh. Really? Now what? Spiders… Snakes… Lio-

Khione: *interrupts Clarrise* No. Unicorns.

Clarrise: Wait, WHAT?

Leo: Why are you afraid of unicorns?

Clarrise: They eat rainbows and poop butterflies. How scary is that?

Leo: Uhhmm… Not at all. Well, then. Okay.

Khione: *screams at noting* RELEASE THE UNICORNS! *doors in the box open and out comes a herd of unicorns*

Clarrise: NOOOOOOOO! *sinks into a corner while unicorns graze on the grass that magically blanketed the floor of the box*

~~~~~~~~~~Half an hour later~~~~~~~~~~

Khione: Okay. Pull her out. I'm tired of you flirting with me, Leo.

Leo: Heh heh. Sorry. Well… okay! *poofs Clarrise out of the box*

Clarrise: Unicorns! *twitch, twitch* Butterflies! *twitch, twitch* Rainbows! *twitch, twitch*

Leo: Khione, are you sure you had to do that to her?

Khione: Yeah. Well, bye.

Leo: Bye Khione *waves dreamily* Well, we are out of time for today.

Festus: *jaw creaks and groans*

Leo: Yeah, I know buddy. We didn't get to blow anything up. Sorry. Well, that's all for The Leo and Festus Show on Hephaestus TV! Buh bye!

I hope you liked it! Please review! I'd love to hear what you thought of it! Byee!