Hello everyone! This is my first-ever written fanfic (after years of wanting to write one but being too shy) and I just wanted to thank you for choosing to read it. I hope it entertains you and you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. So this story happens a few years after the Senshi have destroyed the "last menace" to the universe. No fighting or battles in this fic, apart from the ones that Usa/Mamo have of course! Also, Tuxedo Kamen never existed in this particular universe. Just some info to keep in mind. Enjoy!!

"Ladies and gentleman, a proud moment for Miss Tsukino Usagi….the ultimate winner of our Miss Gorgeous Universe Contest!"

The audience of thousands, half envious women and half drooling men, erupted in a harmonious cheer (with some groans), waving their arms widely. Children danced around, trying to catch the lazily falling silver and gold glitter as it rained from the rafters of the enormous hall. Usagi – ahem - Miss Gorgeous Universe 2007 grinned cheekily as she accepted a huge bouquet of roses wrapped in silk fichu from the robust announcer, her cornflower-blue eyes smiling warmly. At seeing said smile, the announcer wiped at his over moistened forehead and upper lip, bringing the microphone up to parched lips, speaking almost directly to Usagi's overpadded and glittering chest.

(Of course every contestant worse a corset to fully amplify their figure… she wasn't the only one, right? She thoughtfully looked down at the cleavage, a mere child's-size when compared to Miss California and Miss Brazil.)

"Let the celebration and music begin….!!!" Yelled out the announcer, ushering Usagi ahead with a quivering hand at her delicate silk-encased waist as she began her long walk down the center stage towards flashing camera bulbs and flying roses, slightly wobbly….as the audience cheered….and bells clanged…and drums gonged…

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing……………

And…. Phones rang?...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing……

She was walking proudly, glitter decorating the lush, thick curtain of her peach-gold hair, swept up into a pile of intricate pincurls and pearls, her cheers made her blush becomingly, flushed at the attention from the screaming crowd….

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiing…..

"Thank you…. Thank you so much…" she whispered, throwing a kiss….they went wild. Men prostrated themselves at the edges of the stage, kneeling, some cried! Yes, she thought, I am magnificent! Bow to me! I deserve this, after years of getting bumped and bruised for you people and protecting your butts as a Senshi…!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiing……….

She jumped and glanced behind her as the too-shrill tone sounded suddenly next to her ear. What was the heck was that disgusting sound, interrupting HER show?? HER magnificent win!? As she glanced back at the audience, their image began to swim and slowly disperse, like a light fog dissipated slowly by a tower-light. Usagi reached out toward the stage, took a step forward and----

CRASH. BANG. The audience gasped once.

And she woke up in a pile of her own golden hair, empty Sunchips bags, wrinkled skirts, pantyhose….and a phone dangling precariously off it's receiver on her bedside drawer.

"Nnnn…nani…kore…." she mumbled, and spitting out a chunk of her own mango-scented hair, she drowsily glanced at the clock.

"Usagi…" came a menacing grunt from the direction of the dangling teddy bear phone, a gift from Makoto-chan for Sweetest Day when Usagi had wailed about having no sweetie at all.

"Teddy…..?" Usagi slowly smiled at the apparently magical talking bear which dangled upside down in front of her dazed eyes.

And as her eyes connected to the big, glaring red 12:32PM--- the phone-man, who happened to be HER BOSS, belted out:

"YOU'RE LATE AGAIN, YOU IDIOT EMPLOYEE!!!"

And with that, Tsukino Usagi, Miss Gorgeous Universe In Your Dreams 2007, who also belted our her own scream of terror (to form quite a beautiful cacophony of sounds, actually) began what would become the Friday that she would never forget. And one she had never dreamed of.

Author's notes:

Hi everyone!! Even though I LOVE Usa/Mamo fanfiction, this is my FIRST EVER, so PLEASE comment! I hope it encourages me to continue writing more, because there's been a drought of great sexual-tension-type Usa/Mamo fiction out there!!

Please let me know how you like it!

Stay tuned for the next chapter!