Disclaimer:Hiei belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi-sama.
Bakero-sama:Hello Yu Yu Hakusho fans,get ready for my interview with Hiei up on a tree he's napping on,LIVE!!
Hiei:ZzzZz...Huh?-Wakes up-
Bakero-sama:Ohayo Sleeping Beauty!Ready for your interview?
Hiei:-glares-Who the Hell are you?
Bakero-sama:I'm known as the person thats gonna interview you!
Hiei:Well then,I'm known as the person thats gonna kill you.-Drawing his katana-
Bakero-sama:Matte Hiei!Ie!-Dodges his slash,jumps off the tree and runs for dear life-
Hiei:Stay still ningen!-Chasing after her-
Bakero-sama:Err...Hiei?Can't we talk about this?-Still runnin'-
Hiei:No.-makin' a headslice-
Bakero-sama:-Dodges the katana-I'm too young to die!!-speeding up-
Hiei:Cursed human!I was foolish to not know that humans can run this fast!-speeding up too-
2 hours later
Bakero-sama:-Sigh-Geez Hiei,I never thought you'd loose to a human...
Hiei:-pant- Shuddup ningen -pant-...
Bakero-sama:So anyways,are you ready for your interview?
Hiei:Never!!-pant- -burning up aswell-
Bakero-sama:Then I'll do this!-holding Hiei's katana in her hand-
Hiei:Wait,when did you get it?!Most importantly,what are you gonna do with it?!
Bakero-sama:Just wait and see...-smirks as she approaches a giant boulder and smashes the katana against the ruff surface-
Hiei:No!!My katana's not boulder-proof!You'll make it blunt!
Bakero-sama:If you want to save your precious katana,you're gonna have to let me interview you!
Hiei:-Hesitates-Fine...
Bakero-sama:Yes!Now where shall we start?-Handing Hiei his katana-
Hiei:Hn.-snatches it back-
Bakero-sama:Alright.First question.Are you GAY?
Hiei:What makes you think I'm gay?-glaring daggers-
Bakero-sama:-pulls out her laptop,access DeviantART,typed 'Hiei and Kurama' at the search engine and turns it over to show Hiei-
Hiei:-Eyes widened-Kisama!!The sight burns!!-coverin' his eyes-Get it away from me!!-yellin'-
Bakero-sama:-Keeps the laptop away-I guess you're not.
Hiei:Of course I'm not.Baka!Now tell me who did those crappy art!I'm gonna kill them all!(no offence for those who did KXH fanart in DeviantART,juz tryin to make this funny)
Bakero-sama:No time for that.Now,next question.How did you get those white streaks on your hair?
Hiei:They're natural.
Bakero-sama:Are you sure u didn't dye them?
Hiei:I don't even know what 'dye' means.
Bakero-sama:Let's move to our next question.Do you have a sister name Yukina?
Hiei:Say another word and I'll kill you.-pressing his katana against her neck-
Bakero-sama:-sweatdrops-Alright this interview has officially ended!Thanks for sparing your time with us.;
Hiei:Shut up and get lost.Now.
Bakero-sama:Aye captain!
Hiei:I mean NOW.
Bakero-sama:-out of sight-
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-End of interview-
Lousy fic . Anyways...reviews are very much appreciate.