Author's Notes: Hmm, first Teen Titans fic. I'm not even sure if you consider this a fic. Just some random bits that had to be written down in case I forget them in the future.

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dining habits;
in which beast-boy gets food poisoning.

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"What's this in the fridge? I hope it's tofu."

"BB!"

"Mmph – I'M EATING!"

"Where the hell did you put my extra toolbox?"

"... uh oh - I DIDN' TOUCH IT, I SWEAR!"

"'fess up, greeny."

"I DIDN'T ASK TO BE GREEN, YOU STUPID… STUPID… ROBOT THING!"

"By the way, you're eating my leftover lasagne from two weeks ago."

"Huh - WHAT?!"

"You okay there, bb? You're lookin' a lil' green, heh."

"Shut up, dude."

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it's talk-to-raven day!
in which raven gets irritated with everyone else.

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"I need to discuss our new defense strategy with you, Raven. Your abilities are crucial in the new plan."

"Okay. I'll talk to you tomorrow."

"Got it. 'night Raven."

"Good night Robin."

"Friend Raven!"

"... what is it?"

"I would like to ask what uses the women of Planet Earth have for this thing called a "lip stick". Is it not strange that they should require a stick for their lips or is this one of humans' many traditions as well? I do not understand, Friend Raven."

"Starfire. It's a stick with... red coloring on it. To add color to your lips."

"OH! You have enlightened me, Friend Raven! I thank you very much! I wish you a very good night!"

"... yeah. You too, Starfire."

"Raven raven raven!"

"... Beastboy."

"You wouldn't believe what I found in Cy's garage the other day. It was green and slimey and made weird noises! I mean, dudeee, it was so weird!"

"That sounds like you."

"Awww man, that hurt, Raven! But anyway, yeah it could move around and stuff and then it attached itself onto my arm and I couldn't get it off! Totally freaked me out, dude!"

"Okay."

"What, you don't think it was weird?"

"Yeah, whatever."

"C'mon Rav, you gotta loosen up! I know you think it's funny - hey don't close your door on me!!"

"Hey Rav-"

"GET OUT!!!"

"... hey, whaddya I do?!"

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End Notes: Reviews will be much appreciated and replied to. I hope it's clear who's who. Might continue this. Maybe.