A Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup Parody- Kyuubi Soup
Mmmm, Mmm Good.
Kyuubi Soup is better than Campbell's casserole
That's a true possibility !
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Chicken noodle soup is thing of the past.
Did you ever want to unleash your inner demon?
Have glowing red chakra,
Two more fiendish that Oroachimaru?
And being hard is a perfectly healthy any of life?
Then try some piping hot and spicy Kyuubi soup today!
warning:(1) Black ring in a spirally style with some mini swirls will appear on stomach. if stare at for one minute you will be momentarily hypnotized .
(2) Aging mood swings, age 7-10 a cry baby, 11-14 an overconfident child that is still hated by all, 15 and onward you se how annoying you were when you was younger and the effect of puberty shows in height and etc.
(3) Cute whiskers will grow on face and you will feel strange urge to eat massive amounts of ramen.
(4) Lastly , A LIMIT OF 9 TAILS CAN COME OUT O YOUR BUTT! DO NOT TRY TO OVER EXCEED THE LIMIT! WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DEATH OR INJURY AFTER TAKING THIS PRODUCT!
Little Boy: More Kyuubi soup please, ROAR !Excuse me.
Authoress: This product is sold on you local supermarket for just 5.96 a can. Thank You!