I do not own any of the rights to Shrek, those rights belong to DreamWorks. This is my first fanfiction so I would appreciative some constructive criticism. Thank you and enjoy the story.
It was an average morning at the swamp. After stopping Rumpelstiltskin's evil plan, Shrek wanted to settle down and relax. He was living a happy life with Fiona and his three kids. His friends were always there to hang out and help him with his adventures. Life was good. There is one thing that Shrek never told anyone, even his own wife. A secret he has kept for years and years.
Shrek wanted to be naked.
He just wasn't a huge fan of clothes and he wanted to feel 'free'. Before he met Donkey, Shrek would go around his swamp in his birthday suit. He would even go days without wearing clothing. Unfortunately, people would come near his swamp with pitchforks and torches and it would interrupt his personal time. Shrek realized if he was going to deal with these humans, he needed to cover up. He then wore his iconic outfit since.
Shrek was sitting in his chair, until Fiona came into the room. Shrek was curious as to what Fiona wanted so he gave her his full attention. She told him that her and the kids were going to Far Far Away for most of the day to shop. Shrek was a bit confused by her abrupt announcement, but he didn't mind. Fiona soon left with the kids and Shrek was all alone.
After a few minutes, Shrek suddenly realized he was all by himself and no one would visit his house. Shrek saw this as an opportunity to finally be completely nude, but he wanted to make sure no one saw him. He locked the door and shut the windows. After doing this, Shrek started to take off his shoes. Then his shirt. Then his pants. And finally his underwear. Shrek got a bit of a chill after the first few seconds, but he was incredibly satisfied with the situation. Shrek can finally be naked without anyone interrupting him. But out of nowhere, Shrek suddenly had an urge to pee and needed a bathroom fast. He remembered the outhouse was clogged up (again) and there were no more bathrooms in the house. He had no choice but to pee outside on the ground. Shrek checked the backyard to make sure no one was watching him and went outside. Shrek found a good spot and let the yellow stream flow. He peed for about 20 seconds and he felt so good afterwards, since he didn't have to pull down his pants.
Shrek went back inside and sat back in his chair. He put his hands behind his head and relaxed once again. And for the rest of the day, Shrek felt free and unrestricted. He didn't have to deal with his family, his friends, his enemies, or anyone. He could finally be himself and be happy.
The End.
That's the end of the story and I hope you all enjoyed it. I might either make a sequel to this or make an entirely different story all together.