Detention Papers
These are various detention papers that the Marauders and Snape have had to do over the years. Them that have read Letters Anonymous may recognize some of the poetry. This is in no particular order.
Why Slytherins are So Great By James Potter
Slytherins are great
Because they are fun to prank
Because they are fun to rank
Because they are fun to crank
Slytherins are great
Because they're competition
Because there's no repitition
Because they can't stand juxtaposition
Slytherins are great
Why Gryffindors are Great
By Severus Snape
They take care of their own
Stopping fights when they get out of hand
Or at least try to
While they have their own little band
Not all of them follow their ways
True to their own path a Gryffindor stays
They really are loyal and sometimes even brave
But if I had to live with them my life I would stave
To the Slytherins
A poem of how great you are by Sirius Black
O, great Slytherins,
O wonderful Slytherins
You really are great
You give us something to rise above
Something to berate
You help us with our spellwork
Make us get better faster in the hospital wing
Especially when you're next to us
And when the year is over
You race us to the Knight Bus
Why Slytherins are Great
Remus Lupin
Slytherins are great
Because they are so cunning
And are steadfast friends