What would you do for A Klondike Bar?

by Jessie Roug3

What would you do for A Klondike Bar? All the Naruto characters are asked this age old question, well, quite a few, not all of them.

1. Chapter 1

What Who You Do For A Klondike Bar- Naruto Style

Sasuke: I would kill my brother.

(no comment)

Kyubi: I would kill Naruto, he's annoying always want people to believe stuff.

(But if he dies you die, you said it your self)

Kyubi: ...

(Besides, it will be to cold an like out your fire in your demon heart

Kyubi: I think I'll be alone now.

Naruto: Trade my Kyuubi.

( Host: But wouldn't you die in the Zabuza saga?)

Naruto: ...

Sakura: I would .. kill Naruto

Naruto: W- Why Sakura?

Sakura: Nothing personal, it just that... I hate your guts.

PLAYED!!

Kakashi: I would...

Team 7: GIVE UP MAKE UP PARADISE!

Kakashi: Never. Just forget the question. -leaves-

Team 8

Hinata: I would ... give up on Naruto.

-Missing Scene-

( Okay, lets try this again)

Hinata: I would tell off my father

(missing scene- What the flames?!)( just keep that one)

Kiba: I would go on a date with Hinata!

(...) Dang, that must be some good Klondike Bar or you had a crush on her from the Exams?

Kiba: S- Shut up.

Shino: I would eat bugs, why are you looking at me all surprised... ohhhh.

( Shino, you sicken me)

Kurenai: I would...

(Sorry that's all the time we have for squad 8!)

Kurenai: groan

PLAYED!

Gai's team

Tenten: I would, go on a date with Neji, and he just might "neji " me...

(Hold it right there this is K+, remember the ratings for the youngsters)

Tenten: groan What did they do for me.

( The question is "What did they do for me, and that's read and review.")

Neji: I would reveal the power of Destiny's Child!

( Dude, that group broke up , its over sorry man.)

Neji: No wait! I can change, I'll forge my on Destiny!

(Your making matters worse)

Neji: DESTINY!!!!!!!!

( Any who, next person)

Lee: I would make my own music video.

( Why?)

Lee: How else am I gonna impress Sakura?

(Get the Sharingan)

Lee:... Hey Neji! Poke me in the eye!

Gai: I would beat Kakashi Hatake, my number one rival.

( He doesn't sees you as one)

Gai: Yes he does, he's jealous of me. BIG TIME!

(Gai, he is better looking, much cooler, have the sharingan, is a ladies man, have student like son..)

Gai: So do I.

(...that have hot hair)

Gai: Kisama hot boy hair!

Team 10

Ino: I would kill Sakura.

(But wasn't she your best friend?)

Ino: Key word " was"

(OMG, Sakura got played)

Shikamaru: I would sleep.

(Next)

Choji: I would, do what it takes, eat all the food, admit that I caused world hunger. Admit that I robbed Charlie, from his new chocolate factory. I would go mission impossible, commando in public..

Ino: OMG MY EYES!!!!

Choji: As I was saying, I would take over all major food corporations, such as Path Mark, Costco, Wal-Mart, Key Food, Western Beef, Mc Donald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Dunkin Doughnuts, Carvel, Baskin Robbins, KFC, C-TOWN, Bravo, B.J's, APPLEBEE'S, Junior's, T.G.I Fridays , Forest Gump, Sea Food Island, Popeye's, Golden Crust, and the all American Chinese Food Restaurants.

(Um thank you Choji for the , um presentation of places to eat out, If I ever need a food directory, I'll give you a call.)

Choji: What to see my Burger cell phone?

(No thanks, next!)

The Sand Man Crew

Gaara: I would.. be loved, for a Klondike Bar.

(Oh really?)

Gaara: You said something little girl?

(No, sir, but we're the same age)

Gaara: Shut up. -leaves - theme song plays "What Is Love"

Temari: I would, clean my fan! fans herself with it

(blows me away)

Temari? Kunoichi?

(Here with me, in my new Host Club Studio is the last of the trio of the Sand Crew)

Kankuro: Yo, its the puppet masta' and I'm just pulling my strings! Hey DeliciousKat.

(What would you do for a Klondike Bar)

Kankuro: I would train my puppet to sound like the American Naruto. Believe it!

( Pure torture, brought to you by Kankuro)

(Believe It!)

(Believe It!)

(Believe It!)

(Believe It!)

(Believe It!)

(Shut the heck up Crow! Good job though.)

Shakaku: I would kill Gaara

(But how, when your awake, your arm's too short to reach your head)

Shakaku: Lookie here shrimp, I'm an old demon fart who kills, I can mess you up.

(GULP That's all the time we have for demons now! Next , Oh Gosh please help me!)

Oroachimaru: I would do nothing.

(It's Sasuke flavored...)

Oroachimaru: Where to start? I would wash my hands after using the bathroom, before eating or fiending. I would try to take a bathe...

(It got extra Sharingan...)

Oroachimaru: I would scrub and scrub untill, no more, I will wash away as much dirtiness as possible. I would use real shampoo and the good conditioner, give up all Michael Jackson dance -a -thon lessons. Change my clothes daily, remove all things harmful to my digestive tract. Such as that long snake sword, have these arms cleaned regularly thanks to the 3r Hokage. Go to the spa every week. And basically,...

(OMG! HE'S GONNA SAY IT! TAKE COVER!!!)

Oroachimaru: I'm gonna be clean!

-Studio Blew Up, also half the universe-

Kunoichi Echizen: Hey, the hostess here! My studio just got blown to bits and that was my also my home , so if you found Oroachimaru, contact the " Wild Fiends Organization"

please call 212 487 9003 918371, thank you and have a fiend free day

Thanks for reading now time to review!

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