Well, what do you think? By Lina Ben
I don't own Pokemon
Well, what do you think? Is the very question I asked today on my 1 billionth birthday. So, being the ancestor of all pokemon was good at times but it did have its downside. Today I am having a sleep over for all of the other legendary pokemon. The girls will probably be gossiping all night. The Guys will probably be quiet all night. Manaphy will be annoying everyone. Well we'll just have to see what happens.
Everyone is starting to arrive. Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres have landed.
"Hey Titans!" I call as I fly over to greet them. I am the only pokemon who calls them 'Titans' because of an ancient prophesy that the chosen one fulfilled.
"Hi Mew." Articuno smiles at me while the other two birds mutter something about going to the snack table. I start hearing arguing from a distance. It's Lugia and Ho-oh bickering about something very stupid.
"Well I say it will happen!" Lugia shouts landing next to the Titans.
"When my flame freezes over!" Ho-oh counters. They sound like an old married couple don't they?
"Hello!" yells the legendary dogs from the distance. They run up to us and grin like an Aipom in a fruit tree.
"Raikou, will you stop that!" yelled Suicune. Raikou was so excited that his mane was sparkling. I roll my eyes and sigh; this was going to be a long night.
Soon enough all the other legendaries arrive. Cresselia floated next to Darkrai and sighed. I looked over to where Arceus and Giratina were standing. Entei was looking in a mirror admiring his beauty. I gazed over to where Shaymin was…wait why the hell did I invite her? I mean come on; she's what the humans call a total Ditz. She is not very smart and she flirts with my clone all the time. Fortunately Mewtwo isn't here tonight. I fly over to the Regis and try to talk to them.
"So, do you guys like the food?" I ask. Regirock's eyes flash thoughtfully and he says
"Beep."
"Bop." Regice adds. I stare at them, confused. Even though I can speak at least 25 languages, I have no idea what the Regis are saying. This has been going on since I was born.
"Whatever." I mutter flying of to get some chocolate.
The Legendary Pokemon were dancing to the beat of the songs. I looked over to the punch bowl and see Manaphy scurrying away. This is bad I thought worriedly as Arceus walked over to the punch bowl and poured herself a cup. I sighed as I watched the aftermath. It wasn't pretty; Arceus was now flirting with Giratina. The next second, they were making out on the floor like a pair of Luvdiscs.
"What!" I yell
"The!" Suicune shouts nearby.
"Beep?" Chorused the Regis. Everyone was shocked. Manaphy was laughing so hard that he was now on the floor. Too bad my clone just walked in staring at the unfolding drama.
"Tough night?" he asks. I wait a while and sigh.
"Well, what do you think?" I sigh.
Thanks for reading. I haven't done a legendary pokemon one-shot before so I hope you like it. It is also a bit random but I thought it was funny.
From Lina Ben