A/N: Uhh, okay to start out, this isn't a blooper fic! No matter what you
say! This story has a plot and shouldn't get deleted!
Anyaway...Uh...warning: the word 'fuck' appears in this chapter at least 10
times (not including the author's note) but other than some very mild Yaoi
(or rather boy-obsessions) this fic is pretty dam clean! Scary huh? Don't
worry, it might get worse depending on how much Jen bugs me to make it
worse, ^_^;!
Disclaimer: I, of coarse do not own Yu-gi-oh, cause I'm very uncreative and a mediocre drawer! (Wait I shouldn't say I'm uncreative before the fic should I? ^_^;) I also don't own the idea about Yugi swearing his ass off, someone mentioned it once when talking about another fic and I thought it was hilarious!
A day on the set with Yu-gi-oh ________________________________________________________________________
Director dude: Oh I can't wait to meet my cast! I finally found a job in something in other than pudding commercials and porno movies! (Director shudders remembering the time he had to combine the 2.) I just can't help but wonder why the old director quit?
*Director walks onto Yu-gi-oh set. And despite the fact he can see out the corner of his eye, Ryou and Honda pouring alcohol into someone's coffee, he tries to stay in a good mood*
Director: Okay everybody time to shoot seen 4!
*No one moves*
Director: Excuse me! Can u pleez go into the set now!
*Everybody continues ignoring him*
*Someone tugs at his sleeve*
Yugi: Maybe I can help?
*Director shrugs* Worth a try!
Yugi: EVERBODY! GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES ON THE FUCKING SET! WRITE FUCKING NOW!
Director: 0.0...
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 1
Pegasus: You just drew the Dark Magician, which go great with your spell binding circle, farrel imp, blah blah blah
Yugi: HOLY FUCK! HE KNOWS ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS!
Kaiba: Mmm...yugi's fucking cards...
Director: Excuse me, Kaiba? Are you even in this scene?
Kaiba: If yugi's in it than I'm in it! *He says while clutching Yugi by the leg*
Yugi: AHHHH! GET THIS MOTHER FUCKING THING OFF ME!
Director: 0.0...this is going to be a looooooooong day.
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 6
Yugi: Okay I'll play my Summoned Skull in defense and I'll lay this card face down.
Pegasus: You do that Yuuugi-boyee, cause theres 2 of you you know and that's why you can play like those people who play that game where they kick that ball...Hey look! Everything's spinning *Suddenly Pegasus collapses and falls asleep in his own drool*
Anzu: Shit! He's drunk again! Man that guys got a problem!
Honda and Ryou: *Snigger*
Kaiba: Ooh ooh, I'll play Pegasus! Anything to be neer him! *Sigh*
Director: 0.0; Uhh...that's okay Kaiba, we'll just continue tomorrow when he's sober.
The next day... *Director talks with Yugi before they shoot*
Director: Okay Yugi, you have to TRY not to swear! This is a kids show! Okay?
Yugi: I'll try my fucking hardest!
Kaiba who wanders by at that moment: Ooh! Yugi fucking his hardest! *Sigh!*
Director: 0.0
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 23
Pegasus: You fell right into my trap! I'll use this spell displacement card to blah blah blah...
Anzu: Oh no!
Everyone: .........
Anzu: Psst! Yugi it's your line!
Yugi: Huh? Oh! Uhh. *Yugi stands there for a few moments trying to remember his line*...fuck?!
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 34
Yugi thinking: What am I gonna do! He can see all my cards before I even play them!
Anzu: YUGI! Don't give up! I know you can do it!
Yugi: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SLUT I'M TRYING TO THINK!
Anzu: THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE EIGTH TIME HE'S CALLED ME THAT TODAY! I QUIT!
Director: Oh no! What am I going to do!? It's too late in the season to re- cast!
*Kaiba prances over*
Kaiba: I'll do it!
*And before the director can refuse he hurries off into Wardrobe.*
Jinouchi: HA! It works too, 'cause Kaiba IS a slut!
*Everyone else sweatdrops*
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 35
Jounouchi: Normally Yugi can beat anyone, but with Peg-
Kaiba: Yes he CAN! How dare you say otherwise!!!
*Kaiba runs off the set crying*
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 38
Jounouchi: Normally Yugi can beat anyone, but with Peg-
Kaiba: I'd let Yugi beat me anyday!
Director: 0.0; Kaiba! Try to keep control of your hormones for at least ONE scene!
*Kaiba isn't listening, instead he's staring off into space thinking about things no one else wants to even think about*
Kaiba: Sigh
Director: Since were having sooooo much trouble with this scene, let's try another instead!
Scene where Jinouchi duels Yugi: Take 1
Yugi: Now I'll play blah blah blah
Ryou: With the skill that those 2 have, things are really gonna start heating up down there!
Kaiba: Sigh
Ryou: 0.0;.I don't want to stand next to him anymore!
Director: -_-;
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A/N: That was odd, probably the first thing I've ever written spur of the moment and not got bored half way through! Meh, anyway, I have some ideas fer the next chapter (Ryou and Honda decide to put alcohol in Kaiba-chan's drink and, let's just say, his reaction is much more amusing than Pegasus's!) But I ain't written more till I get some reviews! (At least five, but the number may go up ^_^;). And sorry Jen and company, If you review more than once it only counts as one! So...R&R goddammit!!! XD
Disclaimer: I, of coarse do not own Yu-gi-oh, cause I'm very uncreative and a mediocre drawer! (Wait I shouldn't say I'm uncreative before the fic should I? ^_^;) I also don't own the idea about Yugi swearing his ass off, someone mentioned it once when talking about another fic and I thought it was hilarious!
A day on the set with Yu-gi-oh ________________________________________________________________________
Director dude: Oh I can't wait to meet my cast! I finally found a job in something in other than pudding commercials and porno movies! (Director shudders remembering the time he had to combine the 2.) I just can't help but wonder why the old director quit?
*Director walks onto Yu-gi-oh set. And despite the fact he can see out the corner of his eye, Ryou and Honda pouring alcohol into someone's coffee, he tries to stay in a good mood*
Director: Okay everybody time to shoot seen 4!
*No one moves*
Director: Excuse me! Can u pleez go into the set now!
*Everybody continues ignoring him*
*Someone tugs at his sleeve*
Yugi: Maybe I can help?
*Director shrugs* Worth a try!
Yugi: EVERBODY! GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES ON THE FUCKING SET! WRITE FUCKING NOW!
Director: 0.0...
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 1
Pegasus: You just drew the Dark Magician, which go great with your spell binding circle, farrel imp, blah blah blah
Yugi: HOLY FUCK! HE KNOWS ALL OF MY FUCKING CARDS!
Kaiba: Mmm...yugi's fucking cards...
Director: Excuse me, Kaiba? Are you even in this scene?
Kaiba: If yugi's in it than I'm in it! *He says while clutching Yugi by the leg*
Yugi: AHHHH! GET THIS MOTHER FUCKING THING OFF ME!
Director: 0.0...this is going to be a looooooooong day.
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 6
Yugi: Okay I'll play my Summoned Skull in defense and I'll lay this card face down.
Pegasus: You do that Yuuugi-boyee, cause theres 2 of you you know and that's why you can play like those people who play that game where they kick that ball...Hey look! Everything's spinning *Suddenly Pegasus collapses and falls asleep in his own drool*
Anzu: Shit! He's drunk again! Man that guys got a problem!
Honda and Ryou: *Snigger*
Kaiba: Ooh ooh, I'll play Pegasus! Anything to be neer him! *Sigh*
Director: 0.0; Uhh...that's okay Kaiba, we'll just continue tomorrow when he's sober.
The next day... *Director talks with Yugi before they shoot*
Director: Okay Yugi, you have to TRY not to swear! This is a kids show! Okay?
Yugi: I'll try my fucking hardest!
Kaiba who wanders by at that moment: Ooh! Yugi fucking his hardest! *Sigh!*
Director: 0.0
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 23
Pegasus: You fell right into my trap! I'll use this spell displacement card to blah blah blah...
Anzu: Oh no!
Everyone: .........
Anzu: Psst! Yugi it's your line!
Yugi: Huh? Oh! Uhh. *Yugi stands there for a few moments trying to remember his line*...fuck?!
*Everyone sweatdrops*
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 34
Yugi thinking: What am I gonna do! He can see all my cards before I even play them!
Anzu: YUGI! Don't give up! I know you can do it!
Yugi: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SLUT I'M TRYING TO THINK!
Anzu: THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE EIGTH TIME HE'S CALLED ME THAT TODAY! I QUIT!
Director: Oh no! What am I going to do!? It's too late in the season to re- cast!
*Kaiba prances over*
Kaiba: I'll do it!
*And before the director can refuse he hurries off into Wardrobe.*
Jinouchi: HA! It works too, 'cause Kaiba IS a slut!
*Everyone else sweatdrops*
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 35
Jounouchi: Normally Yugi can beat anyone, but with Peg-
Kaiba: Yes he CAN! How dare you say otherwise!!!
*Kaiba runs off the set crying*
Scene where Pegasus duels Yugi: Take 38
Jounouchi: Normally Yugi can beat anyone, but with Peg-
Kaiba: I'd let Yugi beat me anyday!
Director: 0.0; Kaiba! Try to keep control of your hormones for at least ONE scene!
*Kaiba isn't listening, instead he's staring off into space thinking about things no one else wants to even think about*
Kaiba: Sigh
Director: Since were having sooooo much trouble with this scene, let's try another instead!
Scene where Jinouchi duels Yugi: Take 1
Yugi: Now I'll play blah blah blah
Ryou: With the skill that those 2 have, things are really gonna start heating up down there!
Kaiba: Sigh
Ryou: 0.0;.I don't want to stand next to him anymore!
Director: -_-;
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A/N: That was odd, probably the first thing I've ever written spur of the moment and not got bored half way through! Meh, anyway, I have some ideas fer the next chapter (Ryou and Honda decide to put alcohol in Kaiba-chan's drink and, let's just say, his reaction is much more amusing than Pegasus's!) But I ain't written more till I get some reviews! (At least five, but the number may go up ^_^;). And sorry Jen and company, If you review more than once it only counts as one! So...R&R goddammit!!! XD