It's a usual day in Raccoon City and a blue bus stops outside an iron gate with a sign saying "Raccoon City Amusement Park". As the doors of the bus opens, a lot of little kids runs for the gate.

"What's that smell?" Chris steps out into the sunlight, Jill, Nemesis, Barry, Brad, Rebecca, Joseph and Wesker follows.

"Probably Forest...he's still on the toilet", Joseph answers him.

"Okay, we'll all wait here until Forest has finished his....erhm....whatever", Wesker orders the others. Everyone sits down on their packed lunch.

- Fifteen minutes later-

Chris is picking his nose and reads a Spiderman magazine, Jill is trying to keep Nemesis, her new pet, from biting Brad's leg, Joseph is playing his gameboy with an excited expression on his face, Barry reads a porn magazine, Brad is trying not to get eaten by Nemesis, Rebecca is snoring and Wesker walks around in front of them, humming.

Suddenly, Forest jumps out of the bus with a surprised smile.

"Hey guys, did you know, that if you use the toilet in the bus, everything is washed out on the road!" the others rolls their eyes and Wesker speaks.

"Now, I want you all to have these, if you would get lost, we can see each other in a long distance". he gives them an orange glowing vest each. Everyone groans.

"Man, are we supposed to embarrassing ourselves?" Chris asks Wesker, and keeps picking his nose. Wesker looks around at the sulky S.T.A.R.S members and Nemesis.

"I'm wearing one too", they all get the vests on. "Okay everyone, let's get going". They follow Wesker through the gate.

"Staaaaarrs..." Jill looks at her pet.

"No Nemmy, you can't have a sandwich..." As they arrives in the park everyone looks around them.

"Wow! Let's go for that rollercoaster!" Forest yells and Chris nods. They run away and Chris grabs Wesker's arm

"No, wait...."

"Wait for me!" Barry runs after them, hands up in the air.

"Do you want ice cream Nemmy?" Jill asks as Rebecca and Brad walks over to a lottery with cute teddy bears. Joseph is taking photographs of a nearby trashcan.

"Staaaarrs.."

"What flavour do you want?" Jill and Nemesis walks over to the ice cream man.

"Staaaaaaaaarrs!" Nemesis looks back at Brad.

"No, you can't have "Brad ice cream", Jill pays the man, who wears a pink hat, for two chocolate ice creams.

- by the rollercoaster-

Wesker adjusts hi shades and looks down to the ground with a terrified expression.

"This is gonna be fun!" Chris shouts over to Wesker and Barry who sits behind him and Forest in the rollercoaster. Barry laughs nervously and Wesker considers whether he should commit suicide or not.

Forest laughs like a maniac as the rollercoaster starts. Barry starts screaming like a girl and Wesker holds his hands over his mouth and his face turns green. As the rollercoaster reach the top, it flies down in an extreme speed.

Chris and Forest are screaming, with their hands up in the air.

"Let me down! Let me down!" Barry yells as the speed increases.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" breathes "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Wesker yells and covers his eyes. The rollercoaster goes upside down and.....stops.

"Hrm...."Chris looks down to the ground above of him, his arms hanging over his head. "I should have showered this morning..." Forest nods.

"How smart of you Redfield! 'Let's take the rollercoaster!'" Wesker shouts at him from behind.

"It was Forest!" Chris replies in a small voice.

"Whatever..." Wesker sighs.

- Back to the others-

"Hey guys, want to take the Ferris wheel?" Jill asks Rebecca, Joseph and Brad.

"Yay! I want to sit in the pink one!" Rebecca exclaims and points at the Ferris wheel. Jill rolls her eyes.

"Staaaaarrrrs...Staars.." Nemesis shouts, waving its arms around, hitting Joseph in the process.

"Yow!" Joseph falls unconscious.

"For the last time Nemmy, you can't sit next to Brad!"

Brad slowly moves away from them with a pitiful noise coming out of his mouth.

"Anyway, wonder where the others got to?" Rebecca asks.

- Over to the rollercoaster-

"I don't get it! Why did it stop?!" Barry says angrily, crossing his arms. "And why are we the only ones up here?!" Chris thinks for a while.

"Maybe because of that sign....I read it was broken, but it seemed fine for me", Chris smiles happily.

"Man, I only saw that sign with 'If you die, nothing will happen' text on it", Forest replies. "I can't feel my arms...." Suddenly, Wesker throws up.

"You dudes down there! Get down, bombs away!" Chris yells to the crowd on the ground. Everyone runs away as the vomit lands on an old lady. She slips and falls.

"Oops", Forest laughs.

"Man, way to go Wesker!" Chris shouts excited. Barry moves away from the captain.

"I feel sick..." Wesker explains and burps.

"Just let this nightmare end already", Barry sighs.

- By the Ferris wheel-

Rebecca, Jill, Brad and Nemesis sits down in the pink carriage and leaves Joseph on the ground. The Ferris Wheel takes off upwards.

"How beautiful!" Jill exclaims. "Don't you think Nemmy?"

"Staaaarrs!"

"No Nemmy, I don't think Brad tastes good", Jill shakes her head to the pet. Brad moves away with a terrified expression.

"Look! Isn't that Forest, Chris, Wesker and Barry over there?!" the medic points at the rollercoaster, where four people wearing orange glowing vests, are hanging upside down.

"You're right, what the h%ll are they doing? Nemmy, get us out of here right now, we have to save them!" Nemesis grabs the three S.T.A.R.S members under his arms and jumps out of the Ferris wheel.

(It wasn't supposed to be more than one chapter, but I will update soon. R&R)