Cartoon Harassment Training Video

(This is not about Harassment)

Billy: I want to touch you

Written by: FunnyTina677

Animation Director: FunnyTina677

Creative Director: FunnyTina677

(Alright, you get the point)

*Random images appear, showing around the Fasty Fast, with Nicktoons, Cartoon Network, And Fox Characters*

*In the bathroom for one, Fry goes to poop in the toilet.*

Leela: Oh that's real pleasant.

*Please Stand By*

Welcome aboard, you idiot (You are not an idiot. I was talking to the person watching this video.) If you are willing to flip burgers, let me be the first one to say "Congrats, you have a horrible job."

You have recently been fired (no.)

You have recently been hired.

Lisa Loud: Can I go to the bathroom now?

No, no. You have to learn a few things before you can crap in Brian's backyard (Lol, I don't mean that.) Now, I'll have you look at this graph.

*Shows a pic of a giraffe* Leni: Ha ha, It's a giraffe

(Sorry that this fanfic is boring. This episode/YTP has little talking between characters.)

Now, in this graph, you have been hired by the owner of the most successful restaurants in Cartoon City.

The owner is Lois Griffin, the most powerful female character.

From Humble Beginnings

Lois Griffin was born in Quaghog. She was always willing to play and do other stuff. She also pranked other people.

She is now grown up and works with her blood, pee, tears, and sweat. But mostly her sweat.

After making love with lots of men, she went into deep thinking that seemed endless.

(wait for it)

Quagmire's sexy butt

XD

Her luck changed tho as she made a few changes.

And...the Fasty Fast was born.

Sounds like a lot of...

Hoophang

Sounds like a lot of...

Hoophang

Sounds like a lot of...

Hoophang

Hoophang

*throws brick*

Sounds like a lot of hoop hang to make a simple sandwich, right?

*laughs*

WRONG!

The Fasty Fast Today

Today, the Fasty Fast has two kind of employees. One is cheerful. And one is not willing to work.

But, let me stop talking for a sec and let me show you around a little bit more.

Oh wait, Lisa, if dirty jokes are the heart of FanFiction writers, then why not try that with kid show characters?

The Bathroom

Lisa Loud, let me explain something to you. PBS kids characters have to follow certain nudity standards in order to not get censored.

Lisa Loud: What characters?

The ones that wear clothes.

Okay, Lisa. Are you, Francine (the one from American Dad) and Mr. Herbert ready to see Daniel, Arthur, and Sid naked?

5 seconds later...

*scene cuts to them on the computer seeing what I just said*

Sid: Naked Scientist in the House! *in the online video they are watching*

Francine: Oh my goshhhhhh, (she really didn't say that) what is wrong with you?! You two are complete pervertsssssss!

Mr. Herbert: I like it.

*Francine slaps Lisa and Herbert*

Your Workplace

Hmmm...let's see.

Aha!

1. Keep your workplace clean

2. Keep it organized

Those are the most important rules to not get fired.

Your Boss

Lois Griffin will never give you a raise because her funds are low.

And Finally...you are ready to work your butt off

Lisa: What are the ingredients to this serect recipe?

I completely trust you now. The serect recipe is...

The End