The green triangles.
A/N I like being idiotic, so Kaede is dead along with Shippou. Why? I don't know, nor do I care.
Miroku is still a lech and Sango isn't in this tale because I said so. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are caring brothers. And you what, Kagome isn't idiotic and cheerful, at least not all the time. Little
voices talk to them and will be shown in these things: [ ]. OK? oh yea, I like to ask questions, so
answer in a review. anyway, on with this idiotic tale. I like that word, do you? idiot.
Once upon an idiotic time in an idiotic town lived an idiotic hanyou. his name was Inuyasha and
he loved his ramen as much as his dear brother sesshomaru. He and his intelligent girlfriend, Kagome, lived in a 1 room apartment with Miroku. And my damn cheap flashlight batteries are already running out as I sit in this cave, held hostage by the evil green triangles!
OK, so. In this apartment Kagome the smart one is dutifully doing her homework, Miroku is looking threw porno mags, and Inuyasha is staring out the window. [oh yeah, that is one hot ass! Thought Miroku still looking at the porno magazines] Kagome was on math problem #13. Do you like the #13? I like the #13. [We should go visit Sesshomaru tonight; the square root of 223 is; after this is done Im free; o yeah 14.93318452307, aaahhh the power of a calculator; yes im done!]
Lets go visit Sesshomaru, cried Kagome. OK!, cried Inuyasha and Miroku.
oh-no! the eeeviiil green triangles have come to take me to my psychiatrist! plus my damn flashlight is dead. auuughh! They will kill me!
OK, Im back. My psychiatrist says that I shouldn't listen to the voices in my head, and tried to convince me that green triangles aren't evil. Well, I told him to that if he likes them so much go fuck one!
fuck the fucking fuckers! Why did I say that? Well I really don't know.
Ok, so Kagome, Inuyasha, and Miroku are going to visit sesshomaru. He lives down the road and across the road from the graveyard in which Kaede and Shippou were buried.
Inuyasha knocked on the mansion's
door. Who the hell are you and what the hell do you want?, a mechanical voice said from a speaker. It is your dear loving brother Inuyasha and Kagome the smart and uummm... Miroku. Inuyasha said.
The mechanical voice began enter enter enter enter enter...the door clicked open and the three entered.
Sesshomaru kissed every one and said hi. Why did he kiss them? Well because I am tired of him always being a bitchy demon. Come in and make yourself at home! He offered as he threw a snow cone at a poor maid passing by. The maid threw the snow cone at the speaker and the speaker exploded. Why did this happen? Well because Sesshomaru got pissed at the maid and the maid got pissed at the stupid speaker, and the speaker got pissed at Sesshomaru who was pissed at the maid who was pissed at the speaker who was pissed at Sesshomaru.
Noooooooo! The horrible green triangles have come to eat me!
I have 5 seconds to escape!
aaaaaauuaaaaaaaaaaughh! They got me! STOP!
How was it? This was my first fic and I know it sucks but really green triangles are evil....I know....I KNOW!!! Plz review!