Experimentation
This is what long drives from Gloucester to Cornwall do to me...
Summary: Bella finds out if you can really fry an egg on a werewolf. /Set During Eclipse/ \\ONE-SHOT ONLY\\
Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight, all rights go to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer.
Bella's POV
"Bells! You're free!" Jacob jumped up and down like a small child as soon as I passed the border.
I grinned at him, "Hey, Jake."
"Whadda ya wanna do today, m'lady?"
I laughed, then grinned at him mischievously, "Well..."
"Uh-oh."
I laughed again, "Last night, I remembered a conversation we had, and I want to conduct an experiment."
Jacob looked at me warily, "What does this 'experiment' entail, exactly?"
"You and me..." he grinned, "...with eggs."
His grin faded, and his expression turned confused.
I sighed, held up a bag, and said, "I already have eggs. Go lie down and open your shirt...Actually, go call Quill and Embry, too, to make it a fair test."
Twenty minutes later, I was stood next to three oversized, overheated werewolves.
"Come on. All of you on your backs, shirts off."
They all gave me sceptical looks, but complied.
"Good."
I opened the case of a dozen eggs, and lay down four next to each boy.
I moved back to Jake, told him to clench his stomach muscles, and cracked the first egg on to him.
"Shit, Bells." He gasped.
The egg slid off him, and hit the floor with a sizzle.
I pouted, "Embry, on your stomach."
I heard him gulp as he turned over, and Quill chuckled.
At the end of the experiment (meaning I had run out of eggs), I discovered that you can indeed fry an egg on a werewolf...just remember to add a bit of oil, so the egg doesn't stick to the skin.
Jacob's POV
The three of us watched Bella run to Edward.
"I am never doing another favour for you if it involves that crazy chick." Quill said as Edward picked her up and span her around.
The End