You don't need to read this. I'm not forcing you, and you entered here of your own free will. If you review, I request that you leave constructive criticisms. Please, no flames. I write this late at night, and sometimes it takes forever just to get a sentence right. I wrote this story in the Invader Zim universe, but it has NO canon characters. They might be mentioned, but I really can't write them in character, and I don't like messing up character's personalities, so they will probably never show up. The entire story consists of the adventures (cliché!) of my three-Irk team, Vortax, Theela, and Xeeks. Someday I'll write up their back-story, but not today. For now, they get to go Invading/Exploring planets on the Frontier. No one in the Irken Empire knows a thing about this space, and only one Irken Invader is still alive and sending reports: Zim. Yes, he's still on earth. No, they're not going there. Oh, and the Tallests have retired, and a new Tallest has assumed the Throne. And that is all the back-story I'm going to give today. For the rest? Read on, if you want. Oh, and yes, I know that my team is probably been done a billion times before. Blame it on the plotbunnies.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything Invader Zim related. I own nothing. NOTHING!

Prologue:

"What are you doing here?" He questioned. "I thought you were gone."

"I came back." She seemed pleased. "For you."

"Theela, that doesn't explain a thing! I want answers! We finished with that mission years ago. I thought 'we' were over."

"Xeeks is dead."

"What?! How!?"

"He's been exiled. To Blorch."

"Oh. Geez, you scared me. I mean, Exile's bad, but it's not death." He seemed relieved. "What happened?"

"He stood and explained his beliefs."

"Uh oh."

"It gets worse. He went too far. He did to the Tallests."

"Ooh Boy."

"You know why I'm here."

"I do. Alright, let's get going."