Hey Guys, I know I haven't posted a story in a long time and I'm sorry for the wait. This story means nothing, it is just for fun and does not show how my writing skills are. I hope you think it's funny or sad, it depends if you like Edward or not.
Love, DarkAngelOfTwilight
Third Person POV
Bella and Edward are standing in the forest, surrounded by trees and rocks. Bella looks out into the forest, then Edward comes up be hide her. Bella takes a deep breath. In. Out. She sort of sounded lick that dude from Camp Crystal Lake, what's the guys name again…. Oh yes Jason Voorhees.
Anyway, as she stares out in to the forest she says, "I know what you are…" Edward comes up closer to her back and says, "Say it. Out loud. Say it" Bella closes her eyes, then says "Your…gay." Bella opens her eyes again.
Edward spins her around and says, "How did you know?" Bella smiles at him, then runs her hand over his face, collecting the make-up. "You're the only guy I know that wears make-up" Bella replies.
Edward looks at her all serious like, "Does that scare you?" Bella smiles and says, "No, now we can share make-up and go shopping and a whole whack of girly stuff." Bella jumps up and down and claps her hands in excitement. Edward jumps up and down with her and he says "Oh, I can't wait…Can we go tomorrow?" Bella nods her head happily "Of course, lets go to my house and plan where we are going to go." So then Edward and Bella skips gaily to Bella's house.
Next Day: At the mall
Edward comes out of the changing room in a bright pink bikini, then turns to Bella. "What ya think, Bells?" spins around so she can see all of the bikini on him. "Oh it is totally your color, I love it" Bella replies to him.
Edward smiles and says "Lets go to the beach, Bella. I want to show off my totally awesome bikini" Bella gets up and nods "That sounds great, lets go now."
Then Bella and Edward go to the beach, where everyone looks at Edward in the pink bikini and there faces go like this - O.O
Pure randomness here - (\_/)
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BUNNY! XD