a/n: hi everyone! My name is amber and this is my first fic so id like it if you keep that in mind when u review! Im taking summer school for writing and my english teacher said I should write as much as possible, so im taking his advice, lol. Well, enjoy!!
Why hello there. My name is blair waldorf and I live in new york city. I live in a penthouse apartment and I am a senior at a very expensive private school. My hair is a beautiful shade of brown; it's my natural hair color. People tell me im pretty, but I don't have a boyfriend yet, so if you're single, call me, lol.
Well so anyway I woke up in my bedroom one day. The sun was shining in my face and I had a big smile on. I couldn't wait to go to school because I have a lot of friends and my grades are really good. But as I was getting changed into a dress (that I had purchased for a thousand dollers from limited 2) I heard the sound of someone crying in the kitchen.
I walked into the kitchen and I gasped. It was my mom crying. "ma'am?" I asked (my mom is really rich so you have to speak elagantly to her). "what's wrong?"
"oh, blair, baby," my mom moaned. "I have some terrible news."
I began to get upset because I thought maybe we werent rich anymore and I would have to live on the streets like vanessa, but then she said "your friend jenny humpy has gone missing."
I was surprised. "what are the deets?"
"well, she left to go k-mart to buy a dress (poor people like jenny have to buy all their clothes at k-mart) , but she never came back," my mom replied. "the police arent sure if she was kidnapped or if she ran away or what."
I said, "she always seemed pretty happy to me." and then I thought of her brother dan. Dan humpy is the most gorgeous boy in the entire world, even though he is really really poor. I would have sex with him right now if only my best friend serena wasn't already dating him. I thought that anyone who was lucky enough to live in the same house as that gorgeous, golden dan wouldn't want to commit suicide or run away.
So then I drove my limousine to school and I smiled when I saw my friends sitting by the entrance, waiting for me. serena and dan were making out and I got really jealous. Next to them were nate and chuck having sexual intercourse and I thought that was really cute.
Nate and chuck have been through a lot. They've been gay lovers since the second grade but they didn't come out of the closet until last year. I have so much respect for them and they are really really brave. That bitch vanessa hates gays and she's really mean to them but we just tell her to go away or else we'll MESS HER UP (more than she already is) and she runs away terrified.
I walked up to my friends. "hey guys did you hear the horrible news?"
They all stopped making out. serena said, "you mean about jenny's disappearance?"
"yea."
"we've all heard," serena replied. "personally I think she killed herself and fell in a ditch or something."
Nate began to moan. "it's the government! The government has something to do with it!"
We all laughed. Nate is always rambling about his conspiracy theories. He thinks the presdient is an alien and that hilary clinton is actually amelia airheart. It's actually quite sad. Nate's dad is in jail, but he refuses to believe it; he insists his dad was abducted by aliens. Nate would be really weird if he wasn't so hot.
I looked at dan. "what do you think?"
There was a look of misery in his beautiful silver eyes. "I havent the slightest clue what happened to my sister. But I hope I find out fast because my dad is taking it really hard."
I wanted so much to tell dan that he could always cry to me on my shoulder if he wanted. I wanted to tell him that he was so freakin hot and that I loved him and wanted to marry him and have several babies. But serena was my best friend and I couldn't do that to her. So I said:
"ok."
Then the bell rang and we went to class.