(I do not own any of this!!!)
(We see a man in a blue shirt and tan pants outside of a film gate)
Chris: Hello!! I'm Chris McLane!! As you know, last season was a tie. But this season will have a winner!!
(As he talked, an orange bus drove up to the gate)
Chris: This season, we have Nicktoons playing!! Meet, Team Nick!!
(The doors opened and SpongeBob, Patrick, Fanboy (just to bug you.) Chum-Chum, Danny Fenton, Katara, Aang and Toph walked off the bus.)
Patrick: Happy Leif Ericson Day !!!!!!
(Toph punched Patrick in the mouth.)
Toph: For the last time, it's not Leif Ericson Day!!!!!!!!!! That day doesn't even exist!!!!!!!!!!!! And you told me this was a Hawaiian cruse Chris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Chris gave her his 'I can do anything I want' look)
Chris: Yes! Yes I did! You all have signed up for the second season of Total Cartoonnetwork Island! Or as it is known, Total Cn vs Nick Action!!! The winner shall gain $100,000,000!!!!!!! And everyone else, will have wasted their time!
(Fanboy turned to Chum-Chum)
Fanboy: We can buy the Frosty Mart!!
Chum-Chum: Frosty!!!!!
(But at the Frosty Mart, Lenny and Boog are watching.)
Boog and Lenny: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Back at the lot)
Chris: Now meet your opponents!
(A black and white bus appeared and Edd, Rolf, Nazz, Chowder, Mungdal, Mandy, Grim and Goku (Kid) came off the bus)
Edd: I can't believe I'm back! After this, I am never coming back!!
Goku: Wow!! What a big house!!
Mungdal: At least I can pay for that 1000 lb cake… wait…
(Toph freezes)
Toph: Oh no… him…
(Toph summons an earth hole and jumps into it)
Mungdal: You will not get away this time, Blind Bandit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mungdal jumps into the hole)
Chris: Now! I want to let you all know that you will all be competing for $100,000,000!!!! Each week we will have a challenge, based on a movie! This week: Mr. & Mrs. Smith!!!!!
Aang: I never saw that movie…
Katara: *sigh* it's about a husband and wife that are national assassins that are trying to kill each other…
(Everyone looks at Katara)
Katara: What? I watch movies! Is it so hard to think that I can watch movies?
Chris: … yes… now let's start the challenge!
(Everyone walked to a warehouse that had paintball guns in it)
Chris: Each team will have a color! Team Cn: blue! Team Nick: red! The game will be set into 10 minutes! The team with the most opposing colored paint on them loses, and the other team wins immunity!! So 3… 2… 1… go!!!!!!!!!
(Everyone started to shoot at their opposing team! Grim got hit first! Red paint spilt from his eye sockets and Chowder kicked him over and over)
Grim: I'm not dead!!
Chowder: I know!
(Team Nick was surrounded, but Toph and Aang summoned a fort made out of earth and Team Nick pounded Team Cn!)
Edd: Why am I here!? I didn't even agree to go into season 2!!!
Chris: Enough!! I can see that Team Nick wins! Team Cn! I'll see you guys at the stage!!
(At the stage, everyone sat. Chris wore a blue tux while Chef wore a pink dress)
Chef: I hate you Chris…
Chris: I know! But you're under contract! But for all of you, the Gilded Chris is your way to stay! If you do not get a Gilded Chris, you must go to the Lamo!! The first Gilded Chris, goes to… Chowder! Nice kicking! Next is… Mungdal, Mandy, Edd, Rolf, Goku, and the last Gilded Chris goes to……………………
(Just like last time! Review and tell me who you want voted off! Grim or Nazz!!)
