Moogle Shake
Once upon a time there was a man named Cid. He had a bad habit of swearing, couldn't afford a decent razor so he always had a stubbly beard, was very skilled at disguising cigs as blades of grass and kept a moogle as a pet in a cage by the counter of his restaurant.
Once upon a time there was another man named Squall, but practically everyone knew him as Leon. He couldn't decide wether he wanted a gun or a sword so he got both in one, had a scar in his face from when his baby sister hat thrown her spoon at him, spent a small fortune on black leather pants, jackets and gloves and other stuff and had a disturbing fetish for moogles.
Now, this man, Leon, knew that Cid kept a moogle as a pet in a cage by the counter of his restaurant, so every day he would go and visit the restaurant first thing in the morning and sit down at the very same table on the very same chair he always did, facing the counter and looking at, watching the moogle, observing its every move.
Leon also knew that Cid always made himself a milkshake with the blender on the counter whenever he opened the restaurant, using a different flavor each time and getting more and more creative with what he put in them.
One day, when Cid opened the restaurant, he thought about Leon and his weird habits and how to get rid of him. That guy creeped his customers out and Cid couldn't have that, it was bad for his business. He looked at the moogle, then at the blender and smirked as an idea crossed his mind.
He got the moogle out of the cage and put it into another cage in the back room. Then he made a shake using a lot of ketchup and waited for Leon to come around.
Sure enough, it wasn't long and the man entered. Cid looked at Leon, then at the blood-red shake and then pointedly at the empty cage. "I was curious", he told the man in his trade-mark leather attire.
He never saw Leon again.
No moogles were harmed in the making of this admittably rather disturbing drabble. My first language is German, so please be kind. Hee hee :drop:
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