WARNING : NOT for twilight lovers! If you even remotely like the movie or the books turn away now!
The Twilight guide to becoming a vampire.
Step 1.) Cover your self with super glue and apply exactly tho tons of glitter. NOTE: you may want to wear goggles over you eyes nose to avoid getting glitter in eyes!
Step 2.)Get some cheap Halloween vampire teeth and glue them with super glue to your gums. NOTE : some discomfort may occur.
Step 3.) Add goofy hair style with hair swept over your face or to the side, that air heads will swoon over. NOTE: if you get one of theses hair styles you may be branded as a fag.
Step 4.) Act way overly dramatic at all times especially about your sparkley skin and when sitting next to a remotely attractive girl. NOTE : in acting this way you may succeed to stay a virgin until you die which if you're a vampire is never!
Step 5.) Freak out and fun around screaming if the weather channel ever says "Sunny sky's all week!" NOTE :you WILL get some odd looks of you do this especially if you are in a public place.
So what did ya think? I might add more chapters later if I feel like it.
Leave some comments telling me if you have any ideas I should add.
See ya in the neither-world!
~ Spookypooky13