ok this is my first fanfic, so here goes. Thx so much to my friend, chris3169512. She helped me a lot!
Ways to Annoy Natsume (for Mikan)
1. wear shorts/pants (so he can't see her underwear)
2. nullify all his alice attacks whenever he tries to burn something
3. copy his alice and shout HAHA, NATSUME I CAN DO IT TOO!
4. Ask why he has red eyes.
ex. Mikan- Why do you have red eyes? Are you a vampire? NOOOOOOOOO, ur going to suck my blood! runs away
Natsume- ...
5. Dye his hair pink when he's asleep.
6. Also, give him a makeover (be sure to put on a lot of eyeliner to make him look like a raccoon) and paint his nails hot pink.
7. Bring out the tape recorder and record it when he looks in the mirror and screams like a girl.
8. Ask him, (innocently) "Natsume? Why are you wearing makeup? Are you a girl? Why do you look like a pink racoon?"
9. Hide Barbie dolls under his bed. Later, find them and ask "Natsume, why do you have Barbie dolls under your bed? Admit it! You're a girl!"
10. Dare him to wear a dress. Later, lock him up in a closet with you (oo...) and sing annoying songs in a very high-pitched voice until he finally agrees.
11. When he wears the dress, ask him, "Natsume, why are you wearing a dress? Are you gay?"
12. Also take many pictures of him and give them to Hotaru.(XD) Don't forget a special edition pack for Narumi. ;
13. When he sleeps (again), magic marker a mustache, beard, monobrow, etc. on him.
14. Also, put a purple and green long haired girl wig on him and shock the hell out of him when he wakes up.
15. Force him to sing "Barbie Girl" in front of the whole school while Mikan announces the huge Barbie collection he has.
16. Make him play "Spin the Bottle" with Persona. And yes, only Persona.
17. Make him dress up in a complete kitty outfit.
18. Cook weird and exotic food for him.
19. Cry when he doesn't eat it.
20. When he eats it, and gets weird side affects, tell him he didn't have to eat it.
21. Make finger puppets of him and Persona. Don't forget high squeaky voices. Act Persona saving the day and don't forget to put Natsume saying, "No,no, Persona rescue me" dun dun dun To the rescue!
22. Ask Hotaru to build a voice modifier. Prank phone call Natsume pretending to be Ruka.
"Natsume... Um... I-I... I've... always... LOVED YOU!"
The next day, when Natsume asks Ruka about last night, Ruka has no clue of what he's talking about.
23. Ask Nonoko to make a love potion that makes someone fall in love with the first person they see. Ask Narumi to come by the room and force Natsume to drink the potion, blind-folded. Face him toward Narumi, and remove the blindfold. Voila!
24. Put a Barney stuffed animal next to Natsume when he sleeps and make him hug it. Take a picture.
25. Make a slideshow of photoshopped pictures showing Natsume forcefully kissing all of the guys and guy teachers in his class.
26. Switch all of his manga to yaoi, yuri, and shoujo manga. (A/N: Yaoi is boyxboy and yuri is lesbian, shoujo is girl manga)
27. Force him to watch 10 hours of Teletubbies, Barney, and Sesame Street episodes and make him sing along.
28. Make him participate in a Home Economics class which has only old ladies, saying he needs to get in touch with his female side. (Home Economics includes cooking, sewing, and all that girly stuff.)
29. Replace Natsume's earring which a huge loopy heart one.
30. Put a photo-shopped picture of him kissing Ruka on the front page of the newspaper (does gakuen alice even have a newspaper? o.O) Get hoards of fangirls to go to his room. They barge in and yell, "WE GIRLS ARE SO MUCH PRETTIER THAN THOSE DISGUSTING GUYS!"
31. Dump a gallon of perfume on him and watch and see as swarms of guys trample to him. (I'm not sure if perfume attracts guys, but cologne attracts girls so i put it anyways)
32. Tell all his fangirls that he is going to go on a date with them at Central Town and that he will buy them each something that costs 3000 rabbits. Watch as he gets trampled by whining fangirls when he tells them he will not buy them anything and he will NOT go on a date with them. (he gets trampled yet again)
33. Blow party poopers in his face whenever you feel like it.
34. Host a Carebear-themed party for him and force him to do kareoke and sing to the tune of "My Little Pony"
35. Make him dye Easter eggs with you...on Christmas.
36. Sign him up for a ballet class.
37. When he's sleeping, yell "NATSUME, OMG DID YOU FAINT?" and put smelling salts under his nose.
38. Dress him up as a teletubby.
39. Take him to a Wiggles concert and encourage him to sing the Henry the Octopus song.
40. Give him an Ipod video for his birthday and make it permanently holding all the theme songs of those kiddy shows.
41. Sing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes..." over and over again.
42. Pretend he's a dog. ex. Gooood boy, Natsume.
43. Buy him a collar and give it to him for Christmas. Don't forget the cat kibble. Say, "Gooood Kuro Neko." "It looks PURRR-FECT on you!"
44. Sit on one side of him and tap his shoulder on the other side.
45. Say boo loudly manyttimes. Be offended when he's not scared.
46. Go up to him, poke him, and say "poke" many times.
47. Redecorate his room princess style. Be sure to paint the walls pink and cover it with princesses.
48. Play hide and seek with him and when he finds you, yell out "I found you!" (over and over again)
49. Bug him and literally (obsessively and scarily) worship him. Every waking moment.
ex. (bowing) Natsume-sama! Natsume-sama! Natsume-sama!
50. Start laughing and pointing at him at random times.
51. Whenever he says anything remotely intelligent, clap loudly and tell him you knew all along.
52. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his room so it's pink and frilly. Don't forget lots of hearts!
53. Tell him he has a guest spot on Sesame Street.
54. Scream "look over there" and when he does, say "Made ya look!" (continuously)
55. Chain him to the Small World ride at Disneyland. When he tries to burn his way out, nullify it.
56. Act like a dog and scratch at his door every night for a week.
57. When he opens the door, beg for a glass of water.
58. When he brings it to you, insist that you asked for a glass of milk.
59. When he brings it to you, cry and tell him he should have brought it to you in a bowl because you're a dog.
60. Don't drink it. When he asks why you're not drinking it, tell him you wanted a glass of water.
61. Then, drink it messily. Be sure to splash it on him.
62. Make a stupid sounding rap about his life story.
63. Tell him he should grow a mustache.
64. Have Hotaru create a 'Ruka' robot and make it slobber him with hugs and kisses. (Hopefully, he'll never tell the difference.)
65. Have her also create a 'Narumi', 'Persona', and 'Sumire' robot and make them do the same thing.
66. Get him a dog and tell him he clearly needs some companionship.
67. Ask him why he's called Kuro Neko. (ex. Why are you the black cat? Are you an old lady or something? Because old ladies love cats..)
68. Sign him up for Little League and a yoga class.
69. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
70. Play 'knock&run' at his door late at night.
71. Whack him on the arm and say 'mosquito!' every few minutes.
72. Paint his mask with pink and glitter.
73. When you eat with him, drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food, and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
74. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
75. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
76. Have tea-parties with him.
77. Insist on reading him bedtime stories.
78. Leave disgusting, rotting things near him. Insist that it's Aromatherapy.
79. Cuddle him at random moments.
80. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
81. When he talks to you, stare blankly and drool.
82. Make him watch Hannah Montana and sing along!
83. Lock him in a room with Narumi for a day.
84. Give him a pet poodle.
85. Make him lunch.
86. When he eats it, call him a cannibal for eating his own kind. (meat is made from black cats)
87. Make him play the 'guess what i'm thinking' game and insist that his guesses are wrong.
88. Dress him up in a bikini.
89. Take pictures and show his fangirls.
90. While he takes a shower, steal his clothes and throw them out the window.
91. Announce that he has no clothes and is in a bathroom to the fangirls.
92. Plan a wedding for him and Narumi.
93. Send them on a honeymoon.
94. Send him fan letters and tell him it's from Persona.
95. Put him on a leash and walk him.
96. Play "fairy princess" with him. (self-explanatory, u act like fairy-princesses)
97. Take him to Disneyworld (??) and make him hug Barney. (A/N: wasn't quite sure where you can find barney)
98. Have Hotaru create a Barney toy that sings the "I love you, you love me" song over and over again permanently. Give it to him.
99. Dress him up as a panda. (A/N: aww that would be so awesome!)
100. Run circles around him. Continuously.
101. Have him dress matching to Narumi. :D
Ok how was it? R&R please! This may be just a one shot, but I'm thinking about continuing it, and doing ways to annoy persona, ruka, mikan, etc. If you want this to happen, please tell me in your reviews. Also, please give suggestions on ways to annoy .
Thank you,
omg.whoamigain