Random DN Oneshot

Ok...this is my first fanfiction on here...so...I'm fine with good or bad reviews. I won't be insulted.


"Ryuuzaki, I have come to a conclusion."

"Oh? And what is that, Yagami-kuun?"

"That you are a pedophile."

"What makes you think that?" *Innocent look*

"Well, Ryuuzaki, you chained yourself to me. And you're older than me."

"Yagami-kun, you're misunderstanding. I chained myself to you because-"

"Because you are suspicious of me. You believe I'm Kira. Well, guess what, Ryuuzaki?"

"What?"

"Those are both lies. Lies, lies, lies."

"...That was very rude, Yagami-kun."

"Yeah, yeah. Well, I'll finish your sentence: 'I chained myself to you because I am a pedophile.' "

"Yagami-kun..."

"What, pedo?"

"...20%, now."

"...Oh."


Uhhhhh...boredom?