Rachel Berry skipped down the halls with an extra spring in her steps and a barrel full of homemade cookies. Why? Because she has the best boyfriend ever who treats her like the princess that she is and she wants to show him how much she cares about him silly! She knows the boys finish their football practice at 4:30, so she waits outside of the locker room for 15 minutes to give the guys a chance to get decent.
"Knock Knock" She says sounding so peppy and adorable. "I brought cookies, I hope I baked enough for everyone, I know how hungry you boys get after practice."
Azimio struts up to her and kisses her on the cheek. "Thanks boo; I'll be out in a minute alright."
"You better, honey bear." Rachel flirts as she hands him the barrel and walks out with an extra swivel in her hips for good measure, leaving a trail of stares and gaping mouths behind her.
Azimio realizes that all the guys are staring at him, so he quickly diffuses the situation with his masterful linguistic skills that he acquired in speech and debate.
"Any bitch ass motherfucking pussy wanna say somethin'?(silence) Huh?(silence again) Naw? OK then, now close your damn mouths and snack on these delicious cookies my baby made."
Everyone took a cookie, except for Finn, who was too busy mailmaning over the outfit Rachel wore when she brought in the cookies and the sexy little number she did when she walked out. What a bitch.
"It was the Britney Spears outfit wasn't it?" Karofsky said jabbing at Azimio playfully with his elbow.
"You know it playa." Azimio said as he laughed with his best friend.
His phone started playing T-pain's Rap Song, the special ringtone he especially assigned to Rachel's text messages.
"Sorry ya'll I gotta bounce. Rachel wants to play "Driving Ms. Berry" Where I fuck her while I drive my truck. Deuces!"