/Sorry guys. My crackfics are getting less and less attention. This is my first attempt to do a serious story, hope it turned out good enough./

Every Tuesday, Sayori would go to a store and buy products for cooking. It was a routine for her. Every week, she would go to the same store and buy the same stuff. Then for the rest of the week, she would eat the same meals.

Well it's not like that was about to change anytime soon. She just had to get over it. Or did she?

March 13, Tuesday, 2:00 PM.

The school was over for today. She walked the same path as always, to the store on the way to her house. But this time she wanted to add at least some amount of diversity to her life, so she put her earphones on and listened to some radio.

They only played shitty music in the radio those days. But she figured that's still better than listening to the same old songs, she used to listen to everyday.

After the song has ended, the speaker on the radio took over, and it brought Sayori's attention for some reason. Maybe he sounded hot.

"Alright, that was Macintosh Plus for you all. Next up we have a different tone, but first, I have this interesting thing to say." Said the speaker, "You see, today, in exactly two minutes, the planets in the solar system will form the shape of a male genitalia. Sounds dumb, right? But believe me or not, this shape happens only once in a quadrillion years."

Sayori looked at her phone. No, she didn't accidentally changed to Bullshit Radio. Something was off…

"But don't worry. It's not like the world is coming to an end or anything like that." The speaker continued, "The only thing that changes is that the door to the store where Sayori goes every Tuesday will turn into a portal to another dimension for a short period of time. So please stay away from that place for your own safety."

Sayori's heartrate increased. Is she hearing things? Maybe her mental condition was not in the best shape? She put away the earphones and touched her forehead. It was warm, but that didn't necessarily have to mean that she was sick.

"Well, I guess that's what I get for eating an extra spicy burrito at 1 AM tonight." She thought.

She finally arrived at the store. She remembered what the speaker said, but that was so random it had to be the cause of Sayori's bad eating and sleeping habits. She pushed the door and made a step inside.

But then something peculiar happened.

She was sucked inside another dimension.

She was lying on the ground in the middle of her school's outside court.

"Is everything alright? Are you okay?!" she heard a voice. She must have scared quite a few of people. But how did she get there in the first place?

Sayori sat on the floor and wiped her eyes. Then she opened them.

"What's wrong? You look like you saw a ghost…" the girl who found her said

Sayori released a scream and ran away. The people around her got scared as well. Why did she scream like that?

Sayori ran through the streets, looking at other people. There was no mistaking it…

"Why?!" she screamed, "Why did this happen to me?"

Until today, her life was static. But today, it all changed. Because everyone in her town… had turned black.

Well it's not like Sayori was racist. She wasn't able to achieve any kind of hatred towards anyone. She was just a kind person. What scared her weren't the black people themselves, but the FACT that they all turned black.

She couldn't believe it. However, there was a solution.

She could just wait another quadrillion years for the portal to open again. But, after rethinking it, this idea didn't seem that good…

She hid in a park, crying in the bushes.

But then… she saw a guy taking a walk with his girlfriend. They were so black, Sayori didn't even realize that someone might be this black.

What brought her attention though, was not the fact that they were very black, but the fact that they were eating apples.

"… that's right…!" Sayori shouted and got up from the bushes, scaring the two nearly to death, "I have to eat an apple!"

"Umm…" the guy mumbled out, "Please… don't rob us… it's our anniversary today!"

"Oh, I'm not gonna rob you." Sayori said, "Sorry if I scared you…"

"We're sorry." The girl said, "We just never see any white people around, so you kind of shocked us."

"I heard you need an apple." The guy said and handed one to Sayori, "You seem like you're desperate to get it, so here. That's the least we can do to repay for our racist thoughts."

"Thank you."

Sayori took a bite of the apple, and then put it in her rectum. The two were like "O_O".

Suddenly, divine energy flowed through Sayori's whole body. The earth quaked, the time slowed down, and then…

Prrt.

Sayori farted the apple out of her anus.

"Uhh… we're just gonna go…" the guy said.

"You… well, I just hope you will find the help you need. Good luck!" The girl said in a hurry, and then they evacuated carefully.

Sayori had no words. Her mental state was at such a bad condition, that her brain forced her to do this kind of thing with an apple, in front of a pair of people she just met.

She hated herself for that, and decided to live by herself in this odd world, and never speak to anyone.

June 2, Saturday, 8:00 PM

Sayori was hanging around town with a group of her black friends. She embraced the blackness and is now a celebrity in the city.

How did that happen? Wasn't she terrified of the fact that she was in another dimension with no means of return?

Well, after spending one night on a park bench, she realized that people being black is not the only thing that had changed. It turned out that every person named Sayori had the ability to breathe fire and fly.

And that way, she spent the rest of her days in that world, flying around and fighting crime, trying to save the world, here she comes just in time. She thanked the planets for shaping a dick on that day. Because her life was finally great, and it wouldn't be if the planets didn't shape a dick.

THE END

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PS: To my older fans – crackfics are not dead, I'm just trying out new things.